British Comedy Guide

Dentists

Just broke my tooth whilst eating a bacon buttie.

Anyone got the number for Ben Harper????

Joking aside though, it dont half hurt and I havnt seen a dentist for about ten years.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Didn't your mummy ever tell you that you should get a checkup every six months?

Bacon broke your tooth? What, did it bite back or something?

Poor fella, I hope I never have to go to the dentists, not because I'm scared or owt, just lazy is all.

I have a few rough edges that need sorting out - even yoghurt feels like I'm chewing a mouthful of gravel

Yoghurt: Now with added gravel.

That's where you're going wrong Tummble. You want the fruit ones.

Quote: Leevil @ April 14 2008, 2:15 PM BST

Yoghurt: Now with added gravel.

That's where you're going wrong Tummble. You want the fruit ones.

Ah, that'll teach me for shopping at Lidl. ;)

Laughing out loud

Oh man that sucks Andrew. Depending on how bad the break is you may have to get a root canal. That's what I had to get done when I fell face first into a rock and broke my front tooth four ways. They fixed it all up though can't even see the break any longer. It's amazing what they can do.

Quote: Andrew M Bedell @ April 14 2008, 2:08 PM BST

Just broke my tooth whilst eating a bacon buttie.

Anyone got the number for Ben Harper????

Joking aside though, it dont half hurt and I havnt seen a dentist for about ten years.

Try Leevil's Abbie and Jeremy site: They know a dentist!

Quote: thing @ April 14 2008, 3:14 PM BST

Try Leevil's Abbie and Jeremy site: They know a dentist!

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I last went to the Dentist in 1990.
My teeth could all fall out & I still would avoid a surgery.
I would just punch my Nana in the face & steal her dentures.
She dont need them anyhoo. All her food has to be liquidated & she stinks like a hog.

Quote: thing @ April 14 2008, 3:14 PM BST

Try Leevil's Abbie and Jeremy site: They know a dentist!

Laughing out loud

Brace yourself before you enter though!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ April 14 2008, 2:13 PM BST

Bacon broke your tooth? What, did it bite back or something?

Poor fella, I hope I never have to go to the dentists, not because I'm scared or owt, just lazy is all.

I think the bacon was just the straw that broke the camals back, so to speak.

I had a bag of pork scratchings last night, and i felt a slight twinge.

LoL my god, what part of the pig are you eating tonight?

Share this page