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Quote: zooo @ April 13 2008, 11:05 PM BST

Was there really hanging involved, or did one of us just make that up to enable an amusing pun?

No, that's what is being reported by "police sources". Officially, all that's been said is he wasn't killed by a train.

I'm pretty certain I know where he was, if that helps Seefacts in his conspiracy theories?

Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2008, 11:09 PM BST

And his girlfriend died of horrible burns in the bath, not from an overdose.

But she burned herself due to the drugs taken.

Question is, why was she in such a hot bath in the first place? Is that just 'cos women like scalding water?

So he's probably been dead in Paddington for like 6 days. Yikes.

zoooski, the hanging is mentioned in this article.

Quote: zooo @ April 13 2008, 11:13 PM BST

So he's probably been dead in Paddington for like 6 days. Yikes.

Yes. Which means I've been going underneath his mouldering body twice a day for a number of days. Lovely. :)

Wow.

Well I feel a complete tit.

Was I the only person to give money, to the magical flying tramp at Padington?

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2008, 11:17 PM BST

zoooski, the hanging is mentioned in this article.

Yes. Which means I've been going underneath his mouldering body twice a day for a number of days. Lovely. :)

Where do you reckon it was?

Complete opposite end and corner of the station to where you'll be, don't worry!

Quote: Aaron @ April 14 2008, 12:10 AM BST

Complete opposite end and corner of the station to where you'll be, don't worry!

Well, there's no need to worry - I'd imagine they'd have moved his body by now.

Slightly frightening that you know where I'll be, mind.

I'm on the verge of calling the police . . .

Spooky, innit?

Ugh. I just realised there's a disused lift shaft there too. *shudder*

Quote: Aaron @ April 14 2008, 12:14 AM BST

Spooky, innit?

Ugh. I just realised there's a disused lift shaft there too. *shudder*

The whole scenario is very odd.

Why pick there? He must have recced the place to find a suitable location.

Grim.

What on earth was he thinking while he decided to hang himself, of all things, at a train station, of all places?
Did he take a bit of rope with him, or find something when he got there?

And why am I thinking so much about this?

Quote: zooo @ April 14 2008, 12:18 AM BST

What on earth was he thinking while he decided to hang himself, of all things, at a train station, of all places?
Did he take a bit of rope with him, or find something when he got there?

And why am I thinking so much about this?

The whole is odd. Why pick one of the busiest place in London?

So he could suffer the indignity that his fiancee did? We'll never know.

Quote: Seefacts @ April 14 2008, 12:12 AM BST

Well, there's no need to worry - I'd imagine they'd have moved his body by now.

Unless it's a new art installation?

Quote: Seefacts @ April 14 2008, 12:16 AM BST

The whole scenario is very odd.

Why pick there? He must have recced the place to find a suitable location.

Grim.

I dunno. Not really the kind of place one would 'recce', even for that grim task. Surely you'd just get it done with? Owing to its location, I don't think it's the kind of place one would even be able to 'recce' like that anyway. I'd guess he must have been pretty familiar with the station. Some regular travellers probably aren't even aware of it, it's tucked away so much.

Chilling. Really chilling. *shudder* I think I should probably go to bed now.

Why are we all up at this hour?

I've got to be up at 6am.

F**k's sake, Speight.

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