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Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2008, 6:58 PM BST

If you're a gay steel-worker.

Actually coughed laughing then... Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ April 13 2008, 5:57 PM BST

I once told someone in a very important job application that I went to 'coleege'.
How embarrassing.

Was that Rita? (ask your parents)

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2008, 5:24 PM BST

The mere thought of eating kidney or liver is wrong.

I hate eating all innards - yes Charley!

Rita?... :D
I will ask my mum.

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2008, 6:58 PM BST

More to the point, what was the job, and did you get it?

It was for a newspaper, involving lots of typing and spelling and that.

And yes, I did! The idiots.

LOL.

MISSING: One life. Answers to the name of Lee. £0.50 REWARD.

8000th post.

He says, as I near my 17,000th.

Quote: Leevil @ April 13 2008, 10:48 PM BST

MISSING: One life. Answers to the name of Lee. £0.50 REWARD.

8000th post.

Leave out a sandwich, it will wander back when it's hungry.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ April 13 2008, 11:01 PM BST

Leave out a sandwich, it will wander back when it's hungry.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I am hungry now.
I may have to feed on bugs. My fridge is bare.
Everybody go Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Quote: Paul W @ April 13 2008, 5:54 PM BST

It was a shed right? With "unvercity" written on it?

Very similar to my "Coolage"

A bit like my local ''Trans Global International College of Business Studies, Computers, Social Care and Accounting''

It's a flat above the Halifax Buliding Society and they also do, via a side entrance, ''International money transfer, mortgage advice, lettings, pensions, insurance, budget car servicing, dry cleaning, photocopying, tarot readings and second hand (refurbished) cookers and fridges.''

Quite amusingly it was robbed a couple of years ago at gun point - by three idiots who intended the Halifax but went up the wrong staircase!

The Police debacle that followed was even worse but - another day -

Quote: Charley @ April 14 2008, 3:31 PM BST

I am hungry now.
I may have to feed on bugs. My fridge is bare.
Everybody go Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Don't you mean "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"? Or did you just get your vag out again?

Quote: Aaron @ April 14 2008, 7:42 PM BST

Don't you mean "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"? Or did you just get your vag out again?

More like her veg.

At least that's what it smells like.

Mouldy veg 'n' fish.

Woo, yeah, look at my postcount! Almost 17,000! :D

On a very serious note...
I need advice:
My husband thinks I spend way too much time yakking to you lot & he has threatened to leave me. You will all be seeing a lot more of me now.
The advice I need is, how many hours a day do you think I should be logged on here for, to get the f**ker to go?

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