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Chat Up Lines Page 3

And the old classic: you don't sweat much for a fat lad.

I don't get chatted up... I'm too easy. One drink and I pass out. EASY LAY!

*writes that down*

Why? - you already knew that...

I'm Keith Lemon & Borat's travel agent.

I'm so suave that all I have to do is walk up to a girl and say "What's cookin' good lookin'?" and they're mine.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 12 2008, 2:38 PM BST

Why? - you already knew that...

For legal reasons.

Ah... You do know I have pictures??

I've now got a picture. In my head.

Is it as hot and dirty as the pics I have?

Don't leave photos out in the mud in the sun.

Should a moderator be talking like this? Shouldn't you moderate your language?

Have you read the rest of General Discussion?

Quote: Winterlight @ April 12 2008, 2:58 PM BST

Should a moderator be talking like this? Shouldn't you moderate your language?

That's not a very good chat up line... Huh?

I'm still telling Aaron.

Quote: Winterlight @ April 12 2008, 3:02 PM BST

I'm still telling Aaron.

Go for it, he has most of the pics.

I want to be a moderator.

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