Chat Up Lines

I was out in Derby last night, we were thinking of the best and worst pick up lines for the night, (because some bitch wouldn't let us on the first bus so we had time to kill). Here's just some of the ones we came up with:

(My mates don't tend to mince their words with things like this)

* You'll do!

* Get your coat, I've got a knife.

* I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'm sure I can make your bed rock.

* Sex?

But the best by far was:

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Paul."

Any more?

*corrects your spellings*

Why not be direct? "Hi, you're hot, want to f**k?"

Me:
If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Her: Well-

Me: And then I could jizz on your tits?

This is going to be an interesting thread.

Quote: Aaron @ April 12 2008, 11:40 AM BST

Why not be direct? "Hi, you're hot, want to f**k?"

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Quite like that one...

Quote: Aaron @ April 12 2008, 11:40 AM BST

*corrects your spellings*

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Cheers, I'm putting it down to the hangover.

Or my mental retardation, take your pick.

Quote: zooo @ April 12 2008, 11:43 AM BST

Quite like that one...

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Hi, you're hot, want to f**k?

Can you ask me again later when I'm pissed?

So you have the nerve to laugh really loudly and shout "NOOO" rather than just look disgusted and walk away?

"Say YES! or meet my friend Mr. Rohypnol!"

Charming!

He is actually.

Quote: Aaron @ April 12 2008, 11:55 AM BST

So you have the nerve to laugh really loudly and shout "NOOO" rather than just look disgusted and walk away?

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Aw. I'm sure we'd all say yes, Aaron.

It's just bad manners not to f**k the boss, right?

Quote: zooo @ April 12 2008, 12:07 PM BST

It's just bad manners not to f**k the boss, right?

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How do you think I got this GM job...