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...Dude! what is going on tonight with these puns?

Quote: Curt @ April 11 2008, 6:52 PM BST

Laughing out loud Did you end up getting slapped with a subpenis subpoena after that stunt?

Or even a 'witness summons'.

God damn, I love my new avatar.

I'm going to make a cheese salad sandwich.

Quote: zooo @ April 11 2008, 10:01 PM BST

God damn, I love my new avatar.

Is there not a version slightly lighter?

Quote: Leevil @ April 11 2008, 10:04 PM BST

I'm going to make a cheese salad sandwich.

I'm hungry now. Bastard.

Quote: Leevil @ April 11 2008, 10:04 PM BST

I'm going to make a cheese salad sandwich.

I had one of those earlier, substituting onion chutney for the salad. I envy you, you've got it all to come.

That sounds utterly vile.

Quote: zooo @ April 11 2008, 10:01 PM BST

God damn, I love my new avatar.

Ooooh! 20 hours to Doctor Who!

Quote: Aaron @ April 11 2008, 10:07 PM BST

That sounds utterly vile.

Is it the onion, the chutney, or the combination of onion and chutney?

Incidentally, my kids had a Hawaiian pizza, but I did not.

The onion, the cutney, AND the combination.

Quote: Aaron @ April 11 2008, 10:06 PM BST

Is there not a version slightly lighter?

I can't do it. :(

Not a chutney ferret, then, Aaron?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 11 2008, 10:16 PM BST

Not a chutney ferret, then, Aaron?

Erm...

Quote: zooo @ April 11 2008, 10:16 PM BST

I can't do it. :(

:( Is that how it was wherever you got it from?

Yep.

Quote: Aaron @ April 11 2008, 10:18 PM BST

Erm...

I understand your reticence. On the one hand, you don't want people to think you're in the gays. On the other hand, you want to appear erotically intriguing to Zooo. You really are on the horns of a dilemma.
:D

Quote: zooo @ April 11 2008, 10:18 PM BST

Yep.

Boooooo. :(

Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 11 2008, 10:20 PM BST

I understand your reticence. On the one hand, you don't want people to think you're in the gays. On the other hand, you want to appear erotically intriguing to Zooo. You really are on the horns of a dilemma.
:D

Laughing out loud

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