Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 8 2008, 12:55 PM BSTSorry, Ellie, I tried to rise above it, but the chaps just dragged me back.
Hahah
Very Bored Thread Page 8
I am at work and BORED!!!!!! So much stuff to do but I'm avoiding it!
Bored are we, Ellie? Right then, try this.
Three blokes, out on the town, can't get a taxi home. So one of them says, "I know. There's a hotel. We could stay there for the night."
So they pitch up at reception and say to the lovely receptionist (for all receptionists are lovely), "Could we have three rooms, please?"
"I'm sorry, sirs, we only have one room left," says the receptionist. "S'alright, we'll share," says the ringleader, "How much?"
"That'll be £30, sir."
cont . . .
I'm that bored I've just been wandering around Shrewsbury town centre ogling fourteen year old French girls (it's not paedophilia if they're foreign, is it?).
Chip 
And Graham - I want to know if I was in the room waiting? And were the men hot?
Still with me (hello, Chipolata)?
So, the ringleader says, "£30, thass fine. Come on, lads, a tenner each." The three drunks each hand over £10 and the receptionist tells the porter to take them to their room.
After they go, the receptionist realises she should have charged a weekend rate of £25. So, when the porter comes back down she gives him five pound coins and tells him to take their change.
Cont . . .
Actually, Ellie, this is probably more a Zooo fantasy.
Anyway, the porter is annoyed and decides to keep two quid for himself. He knocks on the door of the room, says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, you were overcharged," and hands over three pounds, which the punters distribute among themselves.
Right, so that means that instead of the punters handing over £10 each, they've spent £9 each. £9 times three is £27, right? Plus the £2 in the porter's pocket is £29.
Where's the other pound gone, then?
Heard that one before - very good. Although it ends much more differently in my head...
Blimey, you might have stopped me. My fingers are red raw.
Awww *kiss better*
Quote: EllieJP @ April 10 2008, 2:57 PM BSTAwww *kiss better*
Don't let Mrs Bandage see. I'll be for the high jump.
Kiss on the fingers okay?
Quote: chipolata @ April 10 2008, 2:24 PM BSTI'm that bored I've just been wandering around Shrewsbury town centre ogling fourteen year old French girls (it's not paedophilia if they're foreign, is it?).
No; it's beastiality.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 10 2008, 2:37 PM BSTWhere's the other pound gone, then?
I just spent it on chips for my lunch. FUCK they were tasty.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 10 2008, 3:05 PM BSTKiss on the fingers okay?
Yes, should be all right. *adjusts collar, looks shifty and flushed*
Quote: Aaron @ April 10 2008, 3:13 PM BSTI just spent it on chips for my lunch. FUCK they were tasty.
I like a chip, but I hope they were hot. There's nothing worse than a cold chip, and I include world poverty and global warming in that too.
Salt and vinegar?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 10 2008, 2:37 PM BSTWhere's the other pound gone, then?
I can't work this out.