Oooh that's mean.
She might have meant a roll of loo paper, apparently her favourite novel is Andrex 3 ply.
You know this family are going to become the anti-McCanne's and get absolutely shreaded by the press.
All the stuff they could never say about them, they're going to get shreaded.
Or even shredded...sorry, I'm turning into Aaron.
Quote: sootyj @ April 10 2008, 1:38 PM BSTI dunno would you snog Jen Saunders, to get to shag Connie Huq?
I mean it would explain alot.
An sex with that hypothetical brood sow, it would be more like camping by the sea.
Spending the night in a warm, moist fishy scented cave, listening to the gentle blowing of the wind.
Do I win a prize for most disturbing image of the day?
Yes. Every day. For the rest of eternity.
Quote: sootyj @ April 10 2008, 1:41 PM BSTApparently they were planning to catch a pigeon for the RAF this week.
LOL.
Quote: Writer2K @ April 10 2008, 2:00 PM BSTMy favourite character (so far) from this saga has been Karen Mathew’s sister (yet another Vicky Pollard look-alike). She was on the news Tuesday night, saying “Eeet’s like summatt oootav a boook!”
I thought “How would you know?”
Quote: chipolata @ April 10 2008, 2:21 PM BSTOr even shredded...sorry, I'm turning into Aaron.
There are worse people to be. 
Perhaps that could be a new thread: "People Aaron is marginally better than?"
Already I'm struggling.
Kate McCann?
I've not killed a child. Yet.
There's a guy who lives nearby to me who just wanders around the streets smelling of wee and shouting at people. I prefer you to him - although he is slightly better looking at than you. And less annoying on the subject of grammer.
Didn't realise I live closed to you Chipolata.
Are you the pansy who always pretends to be on their mobile when I shout at them, and cries profusely?
Quote: chipolata @ April 10 2008, 3:42 PM BSTAnd less annoying on the subject of grammer.
... grammar*
On the matter of Shannon, I can't help feel terribly sad for this poor little girl, whose Mother alledgedly (along with the help of her child, peado boyfriend) hatched a plan to hide her in a Devan bed and get as much money out of it as possible on her "kidnap". That poor little girl will be messed up to f**k all thanks to that selfish woman! It makes me really angry.
Quote: sootyj @ April 10 2008, 3:43 PM BSTDidn't realise I live closed to you Chipolata.
Are you the pansy who always pretends to be on their mobile when I shout at them, and cries profusely?
Quote: Aaron @ April 10 2008, 3:44 PM BST... grammar*
I'd like to sit you down and force you to read Flowers for Algernon, the early and latter parts of it would make steam come out of your ears.
I don't know if anybody has read this- or it has turned up on this site- but the kidnapping of Shannon is a copy from an episode of Shameless days before she was 'kidnapped'
Oh god.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 10 2008, 3:45 PM BSTOn the matter of Shannon, I can't help feel terribly sad for this poor little girl, whose Mother alledgedly (along with the help of her child, peado boyfriend) hatched a plan to hide her in a Devan bed and get as much money out of it as possible on her "kidnap". That poor little girl will be messed up to f**k all thanks to that selfish woman! It makes me really angry.
Could jsut be a more extreme version of hiding your porn under the bed. Why bother with pics, when you can have the whole girl?
By the way note how there's been no "you sick this, " or "you unfunny that," about shannon. in the same way there was about poor maddy. what a bunch of hypocrites most of us are.
In my defence I was living in Aus when the Maddy thing happened, and missed most of the press...so I don't feel that interested... god I'm fickle!
Quote: sootyj @ April 10 2008, 3:50 PM BSTCould jsut be a more extreme version of hiding your porn under the bed. Why bother with pics, when you can have the whole girl?
Sick! But funny.