What's going on with Shannon's family? Page 8

I'm shocked.

That joke is literally too good.

Don't worry Seefacts I liked it.

You can't please everyone.

Quote: Leevil @ April 8 2008, 11:23 PM BST

Don't worry Seefacts I liked it.

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Thanks . . .

It WAS good though.

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Apparently Mark Speight disapeared ,after some one asked what his girl friends taste in soup was.
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She was so monged on cocaine she burnt herself to death in a hot bath.

Hmm I'd have made more of draw as in run a bath.

Shannon Matthew's mother is now of course being interviewed by the Police. Not for the 'dissapearance' of Shannon- but for knowing how she managed to shag five men.

Whoa, whoa, whoaaaa. Wait a minute. SHANNON shagged five different men? And the mother knew about it?

No, no, no Aaron you tit (Neg from Balls of Steel). Sharon's Mum Karen has six children to five different men. And my joke being is that Karen Matthews looks like the average contestant on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Ahh, ok, I'm with you now.

I teach on a rough estate and believe me she's an amateur. Not one of them [the kids] is black for a start. You've got to go for the rainbow effect in these places or you're no-one.

LOOL.

Quote: Jack Massey @ April 9 2008, 11:10 PM BST

Sharon's Mum Karen has six children to five different men.

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I thought she got them free with a kinder egg

I quite like Shannon Mathew's mum now the world's turning against her. She's had a tough life, never being one of the beautiful people or blessed with great intellect, and now living on a grotty council estate with a husband upstairs jacking off over pictures of little naked boys. So I don't blame her for trying to make money by pretending her kids been abducted (if that's what she did). She showed a bit of initiative and deserves credit for it.

Quote: chipolata @ April 10 2008, 11:36 AM BST

with a husband boyfriend upstairs jacking off over pictures of little naked boys.

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A boyfriend who was practically a child himself when she started going out with him.
The whole lot of them are potentially as sick as each other.

Allegedly.