Two dogs sat talking.
DOG 1: Woof!
DOG 2: Woof, woof?
DOG 1: Woof, woof, woof.
DOG 2: Woof!
DOG 1: Woof... woof.
DOG 1 draws the outline of a square with his paw.
DOG 2: Woof? Woof woof.
DOG 1: Woof!
END.
Doggie style sketch
eH?
I have read some weird stuff on here,
but this is just barking.
Are you trying to say it's paw?
You wrote that sketch just so you could use the paw pun later in the thread, didn't you?
Don't hound the man.
I totally get this one.
Do you see what dogged determination can bring?
It's the dogs bollocks
Ruff.
I think you need to give the dogs names - maybe Rex and Fido. That makes it easier to see them as individuals and work on their own brand of dialogue.
Calling them Dog 1 and Dog 2 means you could fall into the trap of making them both speak with a similar voice. You've avoided that in this sketch, but it might be something to watch out for.