I reckon there's been a mix up. You tend to keep porn under a bed, so maybe they found a child AND porn under the bed, but the press got the wrong end of the stick?
What's going on with Shannon's family? Page 7
Quote: Seefacts @ April 8 2008, 10:35 PM BST"You want me to turn the PC on? Bit pointless."
"It's routine, sir"
"Well, just . . . Give me a minute, alone."
"Why, so you can delete anything incriminating?!!"
"No, I want to knock one off over a four year old in a paddling pool. If I'm going to get caught, I might as well go on a high."God, that was uncalled for. Even I'm ashamed.
Quote: zooo @ April 8 2008, 10:35 PM BSTAh, yes. We are more honest, and less scaredy, hiding behind things.
True dat, yo?
Quote: sootyj @ April 8 2008, 10:46 PM BSTIf this degenerates into which is the hottest victim of child molesters, I am so out of here. I'm not hanging around while you all do a Langham
Blatantly Holly Wells.
Quote: Aaron @ April 8 2008, 10:49 PM BST
True dat, yo?
I'm in my element here, I can't help say the most dubious joke possible - it's like an illness.
The mother's bloke put the 'perve' in 'perverting the cause of justice.'
Quote: Aaron @ April 8 2008, 10:51 PM BSTBlatantly Holly Wells.
I don't often gasp . . .
That was quite impressive.
Quote: Aaron @ April 8 2008, 10:51 PM BST
True dat, yo?
Blatantly Holly Wells.
LOL, but,
Aaron that was wrong, about as wrong, as wrong can be.
Have you got some incurable disease, and plan to take the forum with you.
If you can't have BSG, nobody can.
Apparently Mark Speight disapeared ,after some one what his girl friends taste in soup was.
I haven't read all this - too much to catch up on - but she has blatantly based her character on Waynetta Slob.
I think Harry Enfield & Kathy Burke should sue for plagiarism.
Give Aaron enough rope... sometimes his libertarian principles are in danger of bringing him down. As someone said earlier (Graham Bandage?) he should be very aware of the McCanns' recent successful libel action, and yet... well, it's still up there!
Quote: sootyj @ April 8 2008, 10:59 PM BSTLOL, but,
Aaron that was wrong, about as wrong, as wrong can be.
Have you got some incurable disease, and plan to take the forum with you.
If you can't have BSG, nobody can.
Apparently Mark Speight disapeared ,after some one what his girl friends taste in soup was.
Scratchy and Cocaine.
Splashy and Co.
I'm going to hell . . .
Oh, one more.
Someone asked Mark Speight recently what he was going to do over the weekend and he said 'the usual'. 'Draw?', he was asked. 'No, just a bit of coke with the missus, then a bath."
That's the best thing I've EVER written.
Quote: sootyj @ April 8 2008, 10:59 PM BSTApparently Mark Speight disapeared ,after some one what his girl friends taste in soup was.
Even though I know the news story, I don't understand what that's meant to mean.
Quote: Aaron @ April 8 2008, 11:15 PM BSTEven though I know the news story, I don't understand what that's meant to mean.
She was in hot bath water, i.e. soup.
Forget that - read my gag. You'll shit it's so good.
Quote: Seefacts @ April 8 2008, 11:04 PM BSTThat's the best thing I've EVER written.
I hope not, for the sake of your promising TV career!
Quote: Seefacts @ April 8 2008, 11:04 PM BSTSomeone asked Mark Speight recently what he was going to do over the weekend and he said 'the usual'. 'Draw?', he was asked. 'No, just a bit of coke with the missus, then a bath."
That's the best thing I've EVER written.
We obviously have VERY different senses of humour then. :-/
Are we all aware 'draw' means cannabis? It's vital.
Now that you mention it, I do recall that.
Still doesn't make it any funnier though, sorry!
Quote: Seefacts @ April 8 2008, 11:19 PM BSTAre we all aware 'draw' means cannabis? It's vital.
Yes. It's still not your best work, even on this thread.