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What's going on with Shannon's family? Page 6

Oh go on, I might like it.

But Seefacts (rather cleverly) distanced himself by making the joke about tabloid editors attitudes to photogenic/other kids, whereas Aaron/Zooo's humour was exposed as your own views.

Seefacts wins!

Quote: zooo @ April 8 2008, 5:29 PM BST

I love how the step dad must have thought, right, we'll be having hundreds of police swarming all over the house, shall I delete the child porn from my computer?... Nah, it'll be fine.

"You want me to turn the PC on? Bit pointless."
"It's routine, sir"
"Well, just . . . Give me a minute, alone."
"Why, so you can delete anything incriminating?!!"
"No, I want to knock one off over a four year old in a paddling pool. If I'm going to get caught, I might as well go on a high."

God, that was uncalled for. Even I'm ashamed.

Ah, yes. We are more honest, and less scaredy, hiding behind things.

I agree entirely.

Quote: Badge @ April 8 2008, 10:34 PM BST

But Seefacts (rather cleverly) distanced himself by making the joke about tabloid editors attitudes to photogenic/other kids, whereas Aaron/Zooo's humour was exposed as your own views.

Seefacts wins!

You don't be saying that when you read what I've put above . . .

Quote: Seefacts @ April 8 2008, 10:35 PM BST

You don't be saying that when you read what I've put above . . .

Nah, again the target is clear. No problem with that one. Keep 'em going!

Quote: Badge @ April 8 2008, 10:29 PM BST

This is a joke, right?

Deadly serious mate. Deadly serious. :)

Quote: Seefacts @ April 8 2008, 10:30 PM BST

Face facts boss, mine was better.

Face SEEfacts as I call it.

Check mate!

:D

Quote: zooo @ April 8 2008, 10:31 PM BST

They were both insinuating that the kid was not what people would consider overly attractive. (ie blonde and cute, like Maddie.)

But even she was a weird looking freak, particularly with the eye 'n' all.

*watches Badge's blood boil*

Well... I don't see it myself but as usual we must agree to differ (Fawlty Towers excepted).

Quote: Badge @ April 8 2008, 10:37 PM BST

Nah, again the target is clear. No problem with that one. Keep 'em going!

I like a challenge.

Quote: Aaron @ April 8 2008, 10:41 PM BST

But even she was a weird looking freak, particularly with the eye 'n' all.

Aw, the eye is cool!
I don't find either of them cute to be honest, but most kids aren't.

Quote: Seefacts @ April 8 2008, 10:32 PM BST

Only paedos find children attractive.

Don't make me strike you with my Daily Mail.

Too right! *waves fist in the air*

Oh god. I'm in for a mobbing.

If this degenerates into which is the hottest victim of child molesters, I am so out of here. I'm not hanging around while you all do a Langham

I would like to make it clear that I am so not a peadophile, the only 2 people I am attracted to are King Tut, and Piltdown Man. Both of whom are over a 1000 years old.

Any thing else is perverted.

I'd do a Langham.
Cor.

Quote: zooo @ April 8 2008, 10:43 PM BST

I don't find either of them cute to be honest, but most kids aren't.

Indeed, indeed.

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