Int. Pub
A barman is behind the bar. A man enters.
Man: Pint of bitter please.
The barman gives the pump a slight pull and serves the man a shot glass of beer.
Man: I said a pint.
Barman: Oh, a pint.
The barman looks around the bar and picks something up. He starts pulling the pump.
Barman: Sorry about that!
The barman serves the man a wine glass of beer.
Man: That's not a pint!
Barman: Oh… uh… hmmm…
The barman turns round and picks up a shot glass. He holds it up for the man.
Barman: Is this…
Man: No! I want one of these!
The man points at a pint glass on the bar.
Barman: Right!
The barman picks up the pint glass and starts pouring a pint into it.
Man: Not that one! I want a clean one!
Barman: Oh...
The barman looks around. He picks up another pint glass off the bar which has lipstick marks on the rim.
Man: A CLEAN one!
The barman looks around the bar in bemusement. The man points down at the back of the bar.
Man: One of those ones!
The barman goes down and comes up with a crisp packet. He opens it and starts pouring a pint into it.
Man: Not that! One of them!
The man points again. The barman goes down and comes up with a clean pint glass.
Man: At last!
The barman starts pulling a pint. The pump splutters and nothing comes out.
ENDS
Or should I end it with the barman pulling a pint and then dropping the glass?
