Quote: KJSmyling @ April 7 2008, 3:50 PM BSTThe decision will use a time honoured and much tested BBC formula.
The names of the applicants will be spread, in a grid pattern, across a meadow. Masie, the BBC cow, will be released into the meadow and whom ever she shits on will be passed forward to the short list.The names of the shortlisted applicants will be placed in a cage full of masturbating chimpanzees and the process will begin again... the first six names to be spunked on will be declared the winners...
kjs
Wow, this is the first time in my life I've ever wanted to be shit on by a cow and then spunked on by a chimp.
Well, first time in a professional capacity.