Train Journey

Sorry Guy's I am very bored. I was on a train recently and it gave me an idea for a short sketch. I have shortened it for you.

INT
Suited man on train sitting opposite a lady, in a very short skirt.

WOMAN
Sir would you like me to take my skirt right off for you.

MAN
Sorry Madam I am trying not to look but my eyes wont listen.

WOMAN
Sir I have no problem with you looking, I was merely offering assistance for a better perusal.

Woman starts to cross and uncross her legs.

MAN
I can’t cope with this Madam.

WOMAN
You could always move Sir

MAN
Madam I cant. I am trying too, but my legs won’t listen.

(Woman undoes her top bottom)

MAN
Madam this is outrageous! I now have a problem. (He points to his crotch)

WOMAN
Well Sir I suggest you take your problem in hand and sort it out.

MAN
Here Madam

WOMAN
Why not Sir.

(Man starts to tug away furiously).

WOMAN
Sir, if you could be so kind, could you not aim it towards me. I have a party to go to, I do not want my clothes spoiled.

MAN
Where would Madam like me to aim.

(Woman looks around)

WOMAN
Wait here a second Sir.

(Woman walks over to an elderly woman sitting to her left)

WOMAN
Sorry to bother you madam, but we have a small problem over there

Woman points over to the man.

ELDERLY WOMAN
Ahhhh! I see Dear. Well he can fire over this end.

(Elderly Woman brings out and opens an umbrella.)

ELDERLY WOMAN
You need to carry protection theses days Dear. British Rail is full of wankers.

LOL The punchline was a bit wild.
the whole thing is a bit weird with a capital "Wee" I thought very Big Train-eque I think I liked it lol Need a cute woman though to film it

Hmm, it has a certain spunk. I quite like it.

Charley, your style continues to amaze and evolve splendidly. I look forward to your next offering.

Nothing funnier than a little old lady saying wankers, kind of feel that punchline slapped me around the face while in a headlock.
Which means after the squirming I enjoyed it.

Another outrageous sketch from the pen of Charley - how does she get away with it it!?

I can see a style coming through. Naughty girl.

Andy W

Quote: Andy W. @ April 8, 2007, 2:05 PM

Another outrageous sketch from the pen of Charley - how does she get away with it it!?

I can see a style coming through. Naughty girl.

Andy W

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I am a little rude arent I?

My friend could not believe i posted that thread, but hey you all got the toned down version. The other one is off to Fantasy Books ltd, and may appear in a Penthouse very soon.

Very funny - it all seems so straight. And of course the punchline is appropriate. Did you say this happened to you? Are you the girl?

LOL.. No that exact scene didnt happen to me. I wish. Nah I was just on a train with a load of rowdy pissed football hooligans who were total wankers. Hence the idea. Well the idea that British Rail is filled with wankers. They were swearing like troopers & there was a terrified 3 year old on the train. Anyhoo, me being miss goby da luna, went and told em off. They were cool tho. I was shocked, I thought I would get my face torn off it's hinges.