KEN LIVINGSTONE IS BEING INTERVIEWED
INTERVIEWER
Mayor Ken you've said you can't keep count of the number of bastards who want something from you. Isn't that a very rude way to describe Boris Johnson's supporters?
KEN
You misunderstand me, I meant my half a dozen bastard children, from numerous relationships.
INTERVIEWS
Thanks dad.
KEN
Bloody hell you're one too? I really must start wearing johnnies.
I'd cut the last ref to jonnies- possibly stronger as, bloody hell etc...? Another great punch.
Thanks I think you're right, maybe a line on how Boris is a serial shagger with no little BJs running around?
Quote: sootyj @ April 6 2008, 9:34 AM BSTThanks I think you're right, maybe a line on how Boris is a serial shagger with no little BJs running around?
But it would not hold up factually (apart from his own four at home)
Does BJ have any illegitmate progeny? If he does then thanx for pointing that out Garyd.
Quote: sootyj @ April 6 2008, 12:16 PM BSTDoes BJ have any illegitmate progeny? If he does then thanx for pointing that out Garyd.
Merely conjecture, sootyj.
Based on the fact he's a red-blooded male politician with everything working! 
Good one SootyJ. I really liked this.