A man and a woman are sitting at the table. They each have a menu.
Woman:
so what would you recomend?
Man:
Eating somewhere else. The food in here is awfull.
Woman:
So why have you brought me here?
Man:
So the date is not that good.
Woman:
You dont want the date to be good?
Man:
It's our first date. If it's perfect then I have a lot to live up to next time.
if it isnt so god then it will be easy to improve on.
Woman:
But if it's realy bad, what makes you think I will agree to a second date?
Man:
I have taken precautions to ensure that you will. When did you last see your cat?
Woman:
I dont have a cat
Man:
yes you do, the ginger one...it was on your drive the other day.
Woman:
Oh, that isnt my cat. That's my brothers, I was just looking after it for him whilst he's on tour.
Man:
On tour. Is he in a band?
Woman:
No, he's a wrestler. He loves that cat so much. if anything happens to it he will be fuming.
Man:
you see. This date is going down hill fast. I can easily improve on this one.
Woman:
How?
Man:
How do you feel about hospital food?
