Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 5 2008, 12:28 AM BSTOne blooming time. One blooming time. How the flip did you hear about it, anyway? Do you work in HR?
It was my boob!
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Eek!
the cat?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 5 2008, 12:24 AM BSTYeah, mine too. Is there some sort of rubbish 3D vision/comedy gonk correlation going on there? We should apply for a research grant, and spend it on ladies and fizzy pop and copies of the Beano and that.
I'm in work and can't leave until I get a phone call, which might not be until 2am. Entertain me, oh denizens of the Sitcom Forums. Tell me a joke.
My mum and dad told me a story today about my 18 year old nephew. He has learning difficulties and a mental age of about 7 or 8.
He went on the Internet and was searching for model trains under the term, 'Hornby' except he spelt it wrong. Understandably he was wondering why he wasn't getting the images of trains he was expecting.
Shouldn't laugh but...
That'll do. Any more?
Quote: zooo @ April 5 2008, 12:26 AM BSTYou mean like, you reach out to shake someone's hand and you grab their boob?
A likely story...
I mean like, being forced to take part in tennis at school, but swinging and swinging and not being able to hit anything to save my life.
Aw. 
No boobs involved at all then.
Quote: Tuumble @ April 5 2008, 12:36 AM BSTMy mum and dad told me a story today about my 18 year old nephew. He has learning difficulties and a mental age of about 7 or 8.
He went on the Internet and was searching for model trains under the term, 'Hornby' except he spelt it wrong. Understandably he was wondering why he wasn't getting the images of trains he was expecting.
Awwww, bless him!
I've got a brand spanking new Flying Scotsman I'm willing to sell, classic LNER emerald livery, if he's interested!
Quote: zooo @ April 5 2008, 12:41 AM BSTNo boobs involved at all then.
Well uhh, I'm sure it could happen. Just hasn't yet. Something could be arranged...?
I'm just trying to imagine a scenario where one would be forced to play tennis. I never really thought of tennis lovers being particularly militant. What if a gang of lacrosse thugs wanted you to play as well? You'd have to be like Rene in Allo Allo, only with tennis zealots and lacrosse nutters instead of the French Resistance and the occupying German forces.
Brrr, it makes me shudder to think about it.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 5 2008, 12:46 AM BSTI'm just trying to imagine a scenario where one would be forced to play tennis.
School.
Honestly, Aaron, a man with your undoubted talents should have been able to avoid unnecessary sporting activity. A verruca always worked for me, although I think that was just for swimming. Can you have a verruca on your hand?
Tee hee!
There he is.
I like that one better personally.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 5 2008, 1:09 AM BSTHonestly, Aaron, a man with your undoubted talents should have been able to avoid unnecessary sporting activity. A verruca always worked for me, although I think that was just for swimming. Can you have a verruca on your hand?
Oh believe me, I got out of more than my fair share! Quite proud of my diversionary tactics actually.
Quote: zooo @ April 5 2008, 1:10 AM BSTTee hee!
There he is.
I like that one better personally.
This one? It's scaaary!