British Comedy Guide

Sneezing Sketch

Just a quick sketch.

THREE PEOPLE ARE WAITING AT A BUS STOP. TWO FEMALES AND ONE MALE.

1st Female
(SHE SNEEZE'S, SHE IS A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN)

Man
Oh, bless you.(GIVES WOMAN A TISSUE AND A PIECE OF PAPER WITH HIS PHONE NUMBER ON AND SMILES)

2nd Female
(SHE ALSO SNEEZE'S, SHE IS AN OVERWEIGHT LADY WITH BAD HAIR)

Man
(TURNS AROUND)Do you mind love? Dirty bitch!(TURNS AROUND TO OTHER WOMAN) Some people? (FROWNS)

Bit too predictable, Paul.

Thought it might be, it was only a real quick idea anyway. Thanks though Winterlight.

Also not a very nice joke, and not funny enough to justify the meanness

Got to go with the others on this one.

You should really ask yourself, would anyone be disgusted by somebody sneezing?

Quote: sootyj @ April 3 2008, 6:24 PM BST

Also not a very nice joke, and not funny enough to justify the meanness

Sooty's summed it up for me too.

Dan

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