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Diversity Training

Ok, so I'm at working running out the clock (I quit by the way) when I get called up to do diversity training.

Gets sat down at a computer and start listening about how I shouldn't call people spastics... but the best part by far was, being "indirectly racist" (or soemthing like that)

Example: (a white man talking to a black man) "Would you like a coffee my colour or yours?!"

Safe to say I almost wet myself laughing.

Who would seriously be stupid enough to say something like that?

Anyone have any other diversity training like mine? Or Stories to tell?

PS - There was more that was funny but I think I would fill the box.

You haven't work for social care charities. Now that is some fun.

Quote: sootyj @ April 3 2008, 10:51 AM BST

You haven't work for social care charities. Now that is some fun.

Tech guys is a massive company so I don't know.

We actually had a sign the other day that said "Warning Slippery Floor" then a sign next to it warning us of the other sign...

Your one of the Techguys? Is it true you're all cloned from Bill Gates dandruff?

Quote: sootyj @ April 3 2008, 10:56 AM BST

Your one of the Techguys? Is it true you're all cloned from Bill Gates dandruff?

I wish, we're all battery chickens clucking out useless information.

(Not me though I rock at my job, I left cause I was offered better money, hours, benefits and prospects :D)

Yeah I know I'm showing off :(

Cool, good for you, I sold double glazing briefly, and did not enjoy the experience thank you very much!

I once called you guys up, and all the guy wanted to talk about was German sausage.

Turns out I'd called the Speck Guys

Quote: Paul W @ April 3 2008, 10:59 AM BST

Not me though I rock at my job

You should get into the comedy business! Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ April 3 2008, 12:44 PM BST

You should get into the comedy business! Laughing out loud

I will if you come out of the closet (That's right a gay joke comeback). Laughing out loud

And I'll have you know I have £620 bonus to spend so :P

Are you suggesting that loving the cock is a bad thing? 'Cos zooo will punish you if you are - and not in a good way.

Quote: Aaron @ April 3 2008, 2:00 PM BST

Are you suggesting that loving the cock is a bad thing? 'Cos zooo will punish you if you are - and not in a good way.

*Looks out for Zooo*

No miss :(

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