BROWN TO JAQUI SMITH
BROWN
You know that armored vest you wore, was on back to front?
JAQUI
Really?
BROWN
Yes it's the government that stabs people in the back.
n.b. I just discovered I can touch type, I didn't know I could, how mad is that?
Back stab.
I can touch type too - let's have a go now.
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(gets coat)
nice, simple line - but maybe better as part of stand-up just as a quick one-liner?
Genuinely I was shocked, I found I was just typing fast, with out looking, it must just be practice. This must be how superman felt when he found he could fly.
I'm being a bit cheeky with this as Treason pays £5 for one liner, and £20 for skits, I'll probably send it as both. I always recycle my skits as standup, never understood why some one people write separately.
One liners are my speciality. who or what the f**k is Treason?
Treason SHow, look them up on line. They and the News Revue are the only two stage shows who regularly take unsolicited material and pay. They're where most of us jobbing topical sketch writers cut our teeth. There's a big thread on the subject
cheers, big ears.
Liked this, but it was Harriet Harman in the vest. Jaqui's way harder then her, she doesn't wear a stab vest and only takes one security guard when she's out buying her kababs in Peckham. 
shit thanks fran
I used to live in peckham the sight of pissed up kebab weilding harman would have scared me
Short and sweet. Liked.
Dan