Cats and fish? A really big tomcat on a semi sunk island, versus a pike. I'd pay to watch that.
But then I'd pay to watch a lot of things.....
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Me pole dancing Joel?
You know my first name?
How worrying, you're half way to having power over me.
and the final conquest will be that pole dance. U won't be able to resist.
Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2008, 2:32 PM BSTYou know my first name?
Wonderful things profiles.
Shit thats why I never joined the KGB, how ever much they pestered.
But am I a Joel Grey, or a Billy Joel or both...
I'm going to go with Leoj!
Or Joel, the Jumping Jew of jIslington?
No he already works for the council, he's actually a Muslim. He turned up to to open Lesbian/Gay/Transexual week, on his official pogo stick.
Darn.
Ok, final chance Joel: You will succumb.
Me, pole dancing in a bed-sit in the south of France with a greyhound, a big tomcat, a pike, a hoodie with a reactivated 9mm and we'll throw in all your rival sketch writers on here.
How much did u say u could pay?
Don't mind me, just looking.
sorry, i forgot the seahorse, while eating a Big Mac, reading Bizarre and beind being sucked off by Jake How EEEEEEEE sorry - a whirlpool.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 2 2008, 3:45 PM BSTDon't mind me, just looking.
Hi Graham... don't mind me at your window - just looking! 
Quote: EllieJP @ April 2 2008, 3:51 PM BSTHi Graham... don't mind me at your window - just looking!
Eek!