British Comedy Guide

April Fools 'Jokes'

Any good ones so far?

Try to watch a featured video on Youtube.

But seriously, any good ones yet........

Check out "flying penguins" on the BBC website. I thought I was getting some caring affection from wifey only to look in the mirror and find I looked like a eyelinered zebra!

Quote: Daddy Maz @ April 1, 2008, 7:57 AM

Check out "flying penguins" on the BBC website. I thought I was getting some caring affection from wifey only to look in the mirror and find I looked like a eyelinered zebra!

Yea, saw them on BBC news this morning. Idiat that I am turned to my wife and said, "I didnt know penguins could fly. wow!"

Just told people at work I was leaving. They were so happy I didn't have the heart to tell them it was an April Fool.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 1, 2008, 10:36 AM

Just told people at work I was leaving. They were so happy I didn't have the heart to tell them it was an April Fool.

I could try that one but I can imagine them clearing my desk, frog marching me to the door and dusting their hands as I'm kicked into the street.

I thought the forums was going to close.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 1, 2008, 10:36 AM

Just told people at work I was leaving. They were so happy I didn't have the heart to tell them it was an April Fool.

I'm breaking that news to my work mates today as well... I'm expecting a similair responce.

(I'm really quiting though)

Quote: Jake How @ April 1, 2008, 10:40 AM

I thought the forums was going to close.

They are - in 11 minutes.

Quote: Mark @ April 1, 2008, 12:36 AM

Dear users,

I want to make the transition to a new site easy for you all, as a result I will be handing over all your usernames and passwords to Jake How who I'm sure will put them to good use by inserting them into his own website where I'm told you can chat about Waterloo Road, Birds of a Feather and similar television masterpieces without any fear of being banned.

I hope you'll check out my next online venture - I'm going to be moving on to creating the definitive website about the mating rituals of the lesser spotted thermonuclear xeon tree frogs of Gibraltar. They're fascinating and if my early research is anything to go by, they're funnier than Graham Norton now that he has sold out to the BBC.

Thanks again for being a member and all the best with the future!

I am still waiting.

You couldn't handle the truth!

What truth ?

Quote: Jake How @ April 1 2008, 11:51 AM BST

What truth ?

When you put your hand in a pile of goo that used to be your best friends brains! Then you'll know! Then you'll know!

Over the top?

Just a little bit.

Laughing out loud

One of my favorite time-wasting websites claims to be shutting down today: http://ytmnd.com/
Perhaps it is true, I sure hope it's a joke.

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