INT
CLOSE UP OF TWO ARMY CAREERS OFFICERS STANDING UP TALKING TO THE CAMERA.
ACO 1
You get to travel the world. Focusing mostly in the hot sunny & very sandy Middle East. Imagine the sandcastles you could build.
ACO 2
You get to go on all sorts of courses. We get you your driving test & everything. Then you can drive big tanks. (Clutches his hands to an imaginary steering wheel, & runs around the room, blowing raspberries through broooom brooooom noises).
ACO 1
You get to have your very own gun. (Makes a gun shape with his fingers and starts acting like he is shooting enemy) Pow Pow Pow
ACO 2
Yep & sometimes, depending on what regiment you want to go in, well that we want you to go in, you get a sword. (Starts to flick his arm about like a fencer) Whooosh whoooosh.
ACO 1
Yea, so are you up for it?
THE ARMY CARREARS OFFICERS LEAN IN TOWARDS THE CAMERA.
CAMERA PANS OUT TO REVEAL A BABY FEEDING FROM HIS MOTHERS BREAST.
ACO 2
(To ACO 1) I think that (Makes a sucking noise) was a yes don’t you.
ACO !
Yes I believe it was. I am glad they banned us attending schools. This is soooooo much easier.
