When [Insert Plural Noun] Go [Insert Adjective]

Watching some sort of US reality crime programme about car crashes/plane crashes/dumbest criminals in the middle of the night on ITV3 or something, I have got an appetite for them. Or rather their 'does what it says on the tin' titles...

A couple of more unlikely hard-hitting, action-packed US reality shows I'd like to see..

'WHEN LIBRARIES GO BAD!' or 'WHEN TOILETS FIGHT BACK!'...

Of course, I remember the production company in Nathan Barley which had a poster for 'WHEN SURGEONS CRACK UP!'

Any other suggested titles for shows we can pitch?

When Zepplins go Fssssssssss

When Pizzas Go Manky.

When Paedos Go Teaching.

Squirrels drinking

'WHEN LEPERS ATTACK'

When eggs go rotten.

When Scotsmen go Hoots

Jews
French
Chimps
Junkfood
Chavs
Ninjas
Paedophiles

Now add one of these at random

Get mad
Go extreme
Invade belgium
Extreme
The real life
Kill
Foribden love
Get elected.

When Children Don't Keep Quiet

Its set in Jersey

LOL.

When geeks go out.

That'd be a very short programme.

Why where do you go?
(pick that one out, back of the net, he shoots, he scores!)

Quote: ian_w @ March 30, 2008, 12:15 AM

Why where do you go?

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Nowhere.

Quote: ian_w @ March 30, 2008, 12:15 AM

(pick that one out, back of the net, he shoots, he scores!)

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Ermm...?

I was implying that you are a geek, and in such a sharp and witty way that it was akin to scoring a goal.