Just a quick idea, dont know if it has been done before.
THE ROLE OF TARZAN IS TAKING AUDITIONS. PETER COOK IS JUDGING THE AUDITIONS. DUDLEY MOORE HOPS IN.
Moore
Sorry I'm late, I hear you are looking for a new Tarzan again?
Cook
Ah Mr Spiggot, it's you again. (PAUSES) yes, we are, well we were, but I'm afraid you are too late, we have already picked someone to play that part.
Moore
You have?
Cook
Yes, we found someone who was perfect for the role.
Moore
Ah well (PAUSES) Thats a shame, who have you picked to play the role?
Cook
We picked......
(THEY ARE INTERUPTED BY A HOPPING FEMALE)
Woman
(HOPS OVER TO MOORE AND THEY SHAKE HANDS) Hi, I'm Heather Mills.
Moore
(LOOKS AT COOK AND THEN AT WOMAN) Are you taking the piss? (HOPS OUT OF ROOM)
