British Comedy Guide

Prostitute joke

Q: What do you call a fat prostitute in space?

A: A meaty-whore

Quote: Tuumble @ March 21, 2008, 6:53 PM

Q: What do you call a fat prostitute in space?

A: A meaty-whore

Heather Mills over the moon!

In space no-one can hear you fake orgasm.

nice badoom-tish

Quote: Tuumble @ March 21, 2008, 6:53 PM

Q: What do you call a fat prostitute in space?

A: A meaty-whore

Not bad....

Did you hear about the prostitute with three vaginas?

She made money left, right and centre.

Charley receives commission every time that joke is told.

Quote: Tuumble @ March 21, 2008, 6:53 PM

Q: What do you call a fat prostitute in space?

A: A meaty-whore

Laughing out loud

Quote: Jake How @ March 28, 2008, 3:45 PM

Laughing out loud

Don't pretend you get it, Jake.

Quote: Seefacts @ March 28, 2008, 5:21 PM

Don't pretend you get it, Jake.

He's a vegetarian.

Quote: Seefacts @ March 28, 2008, 5:21 PM

Don't pretend you get it, Jake.

Laughing out loud

Now now *wags finger*

Quote: David Chapman @ March 28, 2008, 5:24 PM

He's a vegetarian.

I'm a vagitarian.

Etc etc.

What do you call a Prostitute with a runny nose.

Full.

Quote: Aaron @ March 28, 2008, 7:56 PM

I'm a vagitarian.

Etc etc.

Ohhhh!
How do you eat yours?

Slowly, and with lots of care and attention.

Quote: Charley @ March 28, 2008, 9:02 PM

What do you call a Prostitute with a runny nose.

Full.

LOL.

Quote: Charley @ March 28, 2008, 9:02 PM

What do you call a Prostitute with a runny nose.

Full.

Is that your problem?

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