British Comedy Guide
Love British Comedy Guide? Support our work by making a donation. Find out more

I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,966

Quote: lofthouse @ 12th April 2025, 1:09 PM

And when she was questioned about them she lied to the police and refused to co-operate

Personally if I was questioned by the police about something I would be as helpful and honest as possible if was completely innocent

She was trying to be clever and just ended up wasting her own time and police resources

She got treated like a criminal, because she behaved like a criminal

She's a teacher and she refused to co-operate when questioned by the police - great example to her students

Really weird family. Poor kids.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 12th April 2025, 2:08 PM

They don't want white people.
.

They do.
They just want more from other ethnic groups, to improve the balance.
It's another something out of nothing story, designed to do just what it's done - as evidenced on this thread.

You sense that some on here will only be happy when the police are all white men who are six foot six and have large moustaches. So perhaps we could meet in the middle?
What if we also had a wooden hut attached to every police station that is full of shoeless native police officers with badges on their fez's. Each officer could come with a video message showing Kenneth Moore dressed as an Major in the Indian Army reassuring the requesting coppers with a firm "He can be trusted' Followed by a further reassurance "Besides he knows where his breads buttered' !

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 12th April 2025, 3:05 PM

You sense that some on here will only be happy when the police are all white men who are six foot six and have large moustaches. So perhaps we could meet in the middle?

The women too.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 12th April 2025, 2:09 PM

I did start watching the recalled Parliament caper but they spent that f**king long patting each other on the back for racking up on a Saturday, I turned over. At one point the Speaker was near moved to tears following the praise he was receiving for opening up half an hour early to put the radiators on full blast.

I still think they should only get paid if they turn up.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 12th April 2025, 2:09 PM

I did start watching the recalled Parliament caper but they spent that f**king long patting each other on the back for racking up on a Saturday, I turned over. At one point the Speaker was near moved to tears following the praise he was receiving for opening up half an hour early to put the radiators on full blast.

All rather pathetic - whenever I happen to catch these grubby money grabbers on TV, they sound like a load of baying school-kids, and this scum is running the country. No wonder it is going down the pan, and I expect with this "important issue" they've had to come in for, they're probably on a £Grand each + expenses for putting in an appearance, or not, the bastards.

Quote: Chappers @ 12th April 2025, 3:20 PM

The women too.

I still think they should only get paid if they turn up.

I know what you mean. Most of their work is done outside the chamber though.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 12th April 2025, 3:29 PM

Most of their work is done outside the chamber though.

Forgive me Father, for I have had an impure thought, which I nearly typed out

Quote: Lazzard @ 12th April 2025, 2:59 PM

They do.
They just want more from other ethnic groups, to improve the balance.
It's another something out of nothing story, designed to do just what it's done - as evidenced on this thread.

Very true. Some bigotry has been in evidence on here today.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 12th April 2025, 3:34 PM

Very true. Some bigotry has been in evidence on here today.

"Send the buggers back"

Just checked my watch and yep, it's definitely 2025

Not 1975

It's like debating with a tin of beans.

It's like debating with Alf Garnett

Which you probably take as a massive complement

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 12th April 2025, 5:10 PM

It's like debating with a tin of beans.

Can they be Branston or Bramwells - as I'm currently boycotting US goods, wherever possible.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 12th April 2025, 5:10 PM

It's like debating with a tin of beans.

Not so much 'debating' as 'endlessly sneering at everyone'.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 12th April 2025, 3:34 PM

Very true. Some bigotry has been in evidence on here today.

No objection to ethnic minorities joining the police force - or joining anything else. It's discrimination I dislike. Whichever way it is operated. And the hypocrisy.

Quote: Lazzard @ 12th April 2025, 5:43 PM

I'm currently boycotting US goods, wherever possible.

If you're going to boycott them, boycott them. Not just whenever it's convenient!

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 12th April 2025, 6:52 PM

If you're going to boycott them, boycott them. Not just whenever it's convenient!

I didn't say convenient.
I said when possible.
Normally you're very good with words.
Pedantic, almost.

Share this page