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Britain's answer to the Trans-Siberian Express and the Rocky Mountaineer - the 8:20 from Aberdeen to Penzance - runs for the last time on 16 May. Having run regularly since 1921, stopping at 35 stations en-route, and scheduled to arrive Penzance 13 hours and 11 minutes after departing Aberdeen, it is being axed in the latest timetable revision.

Just read a story about a small business in America that makes products for kids with special needs.

Its tariff bill WAS $26,000

Thanks to the stupidest f**kin imbecile on Earth , today its NOW gone to $346,000

There are some massive holes in that story. It's probably so that people like you can be in shock and horror at what Trump is doing.
What does Mr Trump say, oh yeah - fake news.

A 104% tariff = Just over $50K. Where does the other $300K come from? Democrat reporters, no doubt.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th April 2025, 9:00 AM

A 104% tariff = Just over $50K. Where does the other $300K come from? Democrat reporters, no doubt.

Yes doubt.
Many of the items he used to import previously had zero tariffs on them.
(Tariffs are way more complicated than Trump would have you believe with his made-up numbers)
So he's paying 104% on items that he originally paid nothing on.
One of his most popular items went from $0 per item to $16 per item.
Technically, an infinite increase, but for the sake of argument, let's call it a 1600% tariff.
That soon adds up.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 10th April 2025, 8:52 AM

Britain's answer to the Trans-Siberian Express and the Rocky Mountaineer - the 8:20 from Aberdeen to Penzance - runs for the last time on 16 May. Having run regularly since 1921, stopping at 35 stations en-route, and scheduled to arrive Penzance 13 hours and 11 minutes after departing Aberdeen, it is being axed in the latest timetable revision.

Just looked it up.
£273 return, with Split-Save and a Senior Railcard.
Not bad considering the two hour trip to London often costs as much ass £85

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th April 2025, 9:00 AM

There are some massive holes in that story. It's probably so that people like you can be in shock and horror at what Trump is doing.
What does Mr Trump say, oh yeah - fake news.

A 104% tariff = Just over $50K. Where does the other $300K come from? Democrat reporters, no doubt.

It's on Fox News!

The most pro-trump, pro-republican news channel in America!

I can provide the link to the clip if you need further evidence of your heroes stupidity...

Maths not your strong point but blind hatred gets 104%

Blind stupidity and ignorance seem to be your strong points

Watch and learn

https://bsky.app/profile/newseye.bsky.social/post/3lmf7q3vqrk2i

Press the video to listen to the audio

Its Fox f**king News

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th April 2025, 10:11 AM

Maths not your strong point but blind hatred gets 104%

Which bit of maths are you questioning?

The stock market isn't his strong point either. Or understanding electoral statistics.

Anymore for anymore. I'm ugly too.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th April 2025, 11:05 AM

Anymore for anymore. I'm ugly too.

Genuinely want to know which bit of maths you found dodgy.

Sunak warned Liz Truss's economic plans would crash our economy- they did

Harris warned Trump's economic plans would crash their economy- they did

If you give the keys to idiots , don't be shocked when they drive off a cliff.....

Quote: Lazzard @ 10th April 2025, 11:07 AM

Genuinely want to know which bit of maths you found dodgy.

It was "dodgy" when he just assumed it was lefty Marxist fake news

Now he knows better, but it's still dodgy apparently...

Fox News?? Dodgy?!

No?

The organisation that was sued for lying about election fraud for trump?

Surely not!

Donald Trump: 'I Could ... Shoot Somebody, And I Wouldn't Lose Any Voters'

Yep he knows his cultists are blindly obedient no matter what he destroys

Quote: Lazzard @ 9th April 2025, 10:42 PM

There is a lunatic at the wheel.
And we're all in the back.
But, weirdly, some of us think it's funny.

Well there's not much anyone on here can do about it (except say the same things, maybe in different ways, over & over again) and this is supposed to be a comedy site (although I have my doubts at times). And "tragedy" and comedy have long gone hand in hand.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 10th April 2025, 1:09 PM

Well there's not much anyone on here can do about it (except say the same things, maybe in different ways, over & over again) and this is supposed to be a comedy site (although I have my doubts at times). And "tragedy" and comedy have long gone hand in hand.

OK

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 10th April 2025, 1:09 PM

Well there's not much anyone on here can do about it (except say the same things, maybe in different ways, over & over again) and this is supposed to be a comedy site (although I have my doubts at times). And "tragedy" and comedy have long gone hand in hand.

The site is about comedy, yes (that's the subject, we don't have to be funny ourselves). This particular thread is for people to discuss the latest news on.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 10th April 2025, 5:50 PM

The site is about comedy, yes (that's the subject, we don't have to be funny ourselves). This particular thread is for people to discuss the latest news on.

We don't have to be, no. But one can hardly complain if somebody chooses to be (or attempts to be). And why have current news discussion (for which read "political argument") on a comedy site anyway?

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