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The all-in-one consolidatory football thread Page 817

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 5th March 2025, 9:58 PM

How Liverpool beat PSG tonight I don't know.

PSG had 27 shots (10 on target); apart from the goal Liverpool had 1 shot off target. PSG had 14 corners; Liverpool 2.

Simples = Alisson

I didn't fancy a trip down to Bristol today for the Huddersfield match, so I'm going to watch my very local team, Liversedge.
They are trying to stave off relegation from the Northern Premier League - East Division.
They play at The Leading-Edge Clayborn Stadium and have an average crowd of 151.
The bar is open all day - and you can take your dog.

What if your dog is not a football fan!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th March 2025, 9:20 AM

What if your dog is not a football fan!

Has to support the Terriers surely.

Like er, woof man, dig it.............

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 8th March 2025, 11:19 AM

Has to support the Terriers surely.

Or the Rovers

There were 281 of us who paid a fiver to watch a dour performance.
I could have paid £20 (senior concession) at Bristol, though, for much the same thing.
So I spent the saved £15 on Tetley Bitter.

Eee lad, and it were reet do - even had t'nuff to get t'pork scratchings for t'whippet

Uncanny.

Ennit though, I'm glad I went on that "E'lad teech theeself T'Yorky" evening class at the local college

Well done to the Toon for endng their 70 year wait for a domestic trophy
Well deserved! best team on the day

Yep and all it took to end the drought was some Saudi Arabians pumping millions and millions and millions of pounds into the club

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 16th March 2025, 7:33 PM

Well done to the Toon for endng their 70 year wait for a domestic trophy
Well deserved! best team on the day

And beating the Scousers was the icing on the cake.

Quote: Lazzard @ 17th March 2025, 9:42 AM

And beating the Scousers was the icing on the cake.

Exactly. They probably thought it was a foregone conclusion but they've won nothing yet.

Quote: Lazzard @ 17th March 2025, 9:42 AM

And beating the Scousers was the icing on the cake.

They're not Scousers, they used to be , But in the last 30 years have you ever heard a Liverpool accent when their fans get interviewed?
They obviously have some Scouse fans but they were priced out of the ground years ago and now its tourists that fill the place.
When you see them on telly the whole ground is full of tits covered in merchandising with I pads filming throw ins.

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