Quote: roscoff @ March 27, 2008, 12:09 PMNot only is 'Where's My Finger' a great idea, I hear on the grapevine that BBC 84 have already commisioned a pilot episode. Apparently there's a sequel already lined up called 'Where's My Finger of Fudge?'
There's also 'Where's my Finger with Ben Fogle?'.
At least it's not
Where's my finger? In Ben Fogle
Loved the Will and Grace and Favour one, thats well weapon
The Orifice
Riki Gervias as a dislikeable manager of a clinic specialising in anal warts
One in the Hand is worth 2 in the Bush.
A male prostitute services George Bush, preferring to offer him hand relief rather than bum him.
At least it's not
Where's my finger? In Ben Fogle
Loved the Will and Grace and Favour one, thats well weapon
The Orifice
Riki Gervias as a dislikeable manager of a clinic specialising in anal warts
One in the Hand is worth 2 in the Bush.
A male prostitute services George Bush, preferring to offer him hand relief rather than bum him.
Bend it like Beckham - After agreeing to appear in the 'TV' version, Eddie Izzard joins a local football team and is disappointed to learn he'd misinterpreted the title.
"At home with Fred West and Family"
Has to be a bad idea !
Spider Stan
A confused young man wanders around in his mums tights, with a pair of lacy knickers over his face. He shoots his web solution on evil doers (mainly attractive girls), before being put on the sex offenders register.
Jew-rassic Park.
Mad scientist, tries to make theme park, entirely out of cloned Jews. Watch as they flee from an enormous Ariel Sharon. Feel the fear of being stalked by hungry Woody Allens.
On the milf run
Dodgy milk man, stalks yummy mummies dropping their kids off at school.
The comic strip resents
Washed up comics from the 80s moan about how no one appreciates them anymore.
Quote: sootyj @ March 27, 2008, 8:42 PMJew-rassic Park.
Mad scientist, tries to make theme park, entirely out of cloned Jews. Watch as they flee from an enormous Ariel Sharon. Feel the fear of being stalked by hungry Woody Allens.
LOL
Quote: sootyj @ March 27, 2008, 8:42 PMOn the milf run
Dodgy milk man, stalks yummy mummies dropping their kids off at school.
Is that semi-auto-biographical?
I wish, I'd love to be a milk man.
Ernie?
Harry Botter and the Wizards Sleeve
Dumbledore shows Harry where to hide his wand.
Absolutely crab-ulous
Wicked sitcom about 2 fashionistas and their incurable venereal crabs
The Naked Gunner
A footballer, who looks very much like Emanuel Adebayor, vows not to wear anything until he scores a goal against good opposition. Series that could potential run and run for years and years and years...
Dan
Quote: sootyj @ March 27, 2008, 9:58 PMHarry Botter and the Wizards Sleeve
Dumbledore shows Harry where to hide his wand.
Absolutely crab-ulous
Wicked sitcom about 2 fashionistas and their incurable venereal crabs
Crude ... but very funny!
Last Of The Summer Wine does Sex In The City
Pegs in the city
The munting cast of that witless non-com become gypsies and must sell pegs on the New York metro, whilst endlessly wittering on about relationships.
West Write and Shipham off
3 of the UKs wors serial killers, set up a courier service. If it's a lone women, or pensioner signing for the package, they could find the cost murderous!
Quote: sootyj @ March 28, 2008, 2:21 PMPegs in the city
The munting cast of that witless non-com become gypsies and must sell pegs on the New York metro, whilst endlessly wittering on about relationships.
Wouldn't have to deviate far from the original show!
Quote: sootyj @ March 28, 2008, 2:21 PMWest Write and Shipham off
3 of the UKs wors serial killers, set up a courier service. If it's a lone women, or pensioner signing for the package, they could find the cost murderous!
Haha!