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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,940

Compare Trump's response to Russia (not a peep) to his response to Hamas which he just published. Hamas are the scum of the earth and they deserve to be obliterated, but Russia has tortured, raped, and killed a hundred times more people than they have.

'Shalom Hamas' means Hello and Goodbye - You can choose. Release all of the Hostages now, not later, and immediately return all of the dead bodies of the people you murdered, or it is OVER for you.'

'Only sick and twisted people keep bodies, and you are sick and twisted! I am sending Israel everything it needs to finish the job, not a single Hamas member will be safe if you don't do as I say. I have just met with your former Hostages whose lives you have destroyed. This is your last warning!'

'For the leadership, now is the time to leave Gaza, while you still have a chance. Also, to the People of Gaza: A beautiful Future awaits, but not if you hold Hostages. If you do, you are DEAD! Make a SMART decision. RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NOW, OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY LATER!'

If Zelenskyy were smart he'd offer to let Trump build beautiful resorts and golf courses in liberated Crimea. The best resorts.

Quote: lofthouse @ 5th March 2025, 10:36 PM

Hopefully one silver lining from all this from our perspective is that we will get back to being a closer partner of our real allies again - the Europeans

Like before imbeciles like Bojo the clown wrecked everything

You're aware of our history with these 'allies' I presume? We've only recently stopped being at war with most of them. Like it or not America is much closer to our own national identity than any European state, regardless of the distance.

And again you're insinuating it was all down to BJ's creative promoting of it, it definitely wasn't, there was a 3 decade history of widespread discontent here with Europe/the EU and it didn't need much encouragement. If the idiotic extremist's murder of a Labour MP in the run up hadn't happened then Brexit would've had a bigger winning margin, although it was still a comfortable one. 🏁

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 6th March 2025, 2:12 AM

You're aware of our history with these 'allies' I presume? We've only recently stopped being at war with most of them.

LOL. By 'most of them' you mean Germany, and by 'recently' you mean eighty years ago. Stop living in the past, Kipper!

Two weeks ago Donald Trump had a +38 favourability rating among Reform voters

Its now -8

Nige won't like that ...

Trump's latest atrocity: preparing to deport Ukrainian refugees (so that they can be killed by Russian missiles that the U.S. no longer provides early warnings for).

WASHINGTON, March 6 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump's administration is planning to revoke temporary legal status for some 240,000 Ukrainians who fled the conflict with Russia, a senior Trump official and three sources familiar with the matter said, potentially putting them on a fast-track to deportation.

The move, expected as soon as April, would be a stunning reversal of the welcome Ukrainians received under President Joe Biden's administration.

The planned rollback of protections for Ukrainians was underway before Trump publicly feuded with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy last week. It is part of a broader Trump administration effort to strip legal status from more than 1.8 million migrants allowed to enter the U.S. under temporary humanitarian parole programs launched under the Biden administration, the sources said.

U.S. Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said the department had no announcements at this time. The White House and Ukrainian embassy did not respond to requests for comment.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-plans-revoke-legal-status-ukrainians-who-fled-us-sources-say-2025-03-06/

His goons are also having secret discussions with the Ukraine opposition party

They truly hate and despise Zelenskyy

They dragged him to the Oval office with the prearranged plan to insult and abuse him - it didn't just 'happen'

I think it's revenge over the whole Hunter Biden thing

Cross Trump in any way shape or form and that's it - even if thousands of lives and peace in Europe are at stake...

He's a pathetic childish bastard and hopefully one day he will be impeached for treasonously consorting with America's biggest enemy

They want Zelensky out so that the can go through the pretence of an election which will be rigged to put a Putin puppet in place. Trump is now sending women and children into the melee in a plan that was in place before the faux argument in the Oval Office .
We are looking at the actions of a maniac or someone who has been compromised because his actions make no sense apart from openly aiding Putin.

Quote: lofthouse @ 6th March 2025, 3:26 PM

He's a pathetic childish bastard and hopefully one day he will be impeached for treasonously consorting with America's biggest enemy

Our biggest enemy is China, but Russia is a close second. Iran and North Korea round out the Top 4; who is surprised that they all collaborate to help destroy Ukraine?

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 6th March 2025, 3:43 PM

They want Zelensky out so that the can go through the pretence of an election which will be rigged to put a Putin puppet in place. Trump is now sending women and children into the melee in a plan that was in place before the faux argument in the Oval Office .
We are looking at the actions of a maniac or someone who has been compromised because his actions make no sense apart from openly aiding Putin.

I agree with you 100%.

One has to assume that the writers in Hollywood are furiously banging out new twists on The Manchurian Candidate.

Quote: DaButt @ 6th March 2025, 3:44 PM

One has to assume that the writers in Hollywood are furiously banging out new twists on The Manchurian Candidate.

Excellent film - the original one!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th March 2025, 4:50 PM

Excellent film - the original one!

The original is fantastic, although the newer version (which is now quite old) is pretty decent too.

Frank Sinatra proved what a good actor he was in that film

RFK jnr says the man who supposedly shot his dad is innocent and likely a Manchurian candidate

The paranoia is impressive.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 6th March 2025, 6:59 PM

The paranoia is impressive.

Putin has no need to pay for bots with you around.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 6th March 2025, 3:43 PM

They want Zelensky out so that the can go through the pretence of an election which will be rigged to put a Putin puppet in place. Trump is now sending women and children into the melee in a plan that was in place before the faux argument in the Oval Office .
We are looking at the actions of a maniac or someone who has been compromised because his actions make no sense apart from openly aiding Putin.

And then he'll move on to Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia - maybe Finland and where else?

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