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Quote: Chappers @ 4th March 2025, 9:01 PM

They surrendered to the Germans in both World Wars.

France most certainly did not surrender in the First World War. They fought to the very end !
They did surrender in 1940. So did Belgium, Holland, Luxembourg and the Scandinavian countries. Had the UK been invaded, I expect we would have done the same.

Short stuff is going back, cap in hand to sign the deal.
Hope he doesn't call JD a f**king bitch again and mess it up.

It must be just a coincidence that he is getting no more bombs from them.

He's been blackmailed, you mean.

How's that. He has Starmer putting boots on the ground with all his EU mates.
He can continue the war without the Yanks.
Maybe some of you can help too, you all seem keen to keep it going.

Lord Haw-Haw speaks!

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 5th March 2025, 7:38 AM

Short stuff is going back, cap in hand to sign the deal.
Hope he doesn't call JD a f**king bitch again and mess it up.

It must be just a coincidence that he is getting no more bombs from them.

You seem to have an intense hatred of Zelensky and Ukraine. Why? It seems completely undeserved and more than a little small minded.
Russia invaded. There wouldn't be a war if Russia hadn't invaded. He's just trying to protect his country and the freedom of its citizens.

Yea but he has been brainwashed by the flump

If his hero the tangerine baboon says Zelenskyy is a liar and a dictator- he is going to blindly agree 100% no matter what

Quote: Lazzard @ 5th March 2025, 10:00 AM

Lord Haw-Haw speaks!

Not the same thing at all. Lord Haw Haw committed treason supporting an enemy nation with which his own country was at war. The UK is not at war and, as far as I know, SG is not Ukrainian.

What presumptive nonsense.
Brainwashed for having a different view.

None of you will get your way - you have feet of clay anyway.
It will be settled shortly, the proper way, by talking to all parties.

"We don't hunt in packs"

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 5th March 2025, 10:53 AM

What presumptive nonsense.
Brainwashed for having a different view.

None of you will get your way - you have feet of clay anyway.
It will be settled shortly, the proper way, by talking to all parties.

All parties my arse

Russia will get most , if not all its own way and your mate will get his Nobel prize

Ukraine on the other hand will get screwed - they are about to get gangbanged by trump and putin - and people like you will see it as a victory

Shameful

As long as you are happy with all the dead young Ukrainian men to come, keep on with the pompous stance.
They're not your relatives after all, are they?
There comes a time to settle things and lick your wounds.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 5th March 2025, 11:15 AM

As long as you are happy with all the dead young Ukrainian men to come, keep on with the pompous stance.
They're not your relatives after all, are they?
There comes a time to settle things and lick your wounds.

I would have thought it up to Ukrainians to decide whether to fight to defend their country or not.
Our job is to decide which side to support.

Some people would support Kim Jong Un over us if he threatened us - they'd back anyone over a Labour government

That's the bottom line

Plastic patriots

That odious fat slimeball JD Vance insulted our armed forces yesterday- gonna make excuses for him too?

Quote: lofthouse @ 5th March 2025, 11:49 AM

Some people would support Kim Jong Un over us if he threatened us - they'd back anyone over a Labour government

I think, sadly, that's true.
There is such a frenzy of hate towards the Labour government - hate that was fully formed & thoroughly seeded months before they took power, by those with most to lose ie the Populist Right.
These people would genuinely rather see this country fail - because the alternative - success under a Labour government - frightens them too much.
And they're the ones calling themselves 'patriots'.
Someone buy these guys a dictionary, please.

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