British Comedy Guide
Please donate to help support British comedy at all levels. Thank you. Find out more

I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,935

One of them fled like a coward after accidentally dumping us out of the EU leaving others to sort out his mess

One was forced out for being so bad she nearly lost to jeremy fucking corbyn

One resigned in disgrace after his entire cabinet and half his mp's forced him out

One left after a month and a bit after crashing the economy

One left after failing miserably on the pledges he guaranteed he would fulfil , or else

Chaos on an unprecedented scale which proves once and for all these self serving power obsessed twits aren't fit to be anywhere near government

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 2nd March 2025, 9:09 AM

Starmer announced the cuts on Tuesday, she resigned on Friday, already a big news day with the meeting of Zelensky & Trump scheduled, but potentially a huge news day with Trump's combustible temperament, which indeed turned out to be.

She had two whole days to get her resignation in before the one day it was almost certain to get buried, and she chose that day! 😣 Starmer will be delighted she did his own work for him, and also gave him one less non-Starmerist in the cabinet to sack in the spring reshuffle.

Her resignation was deliberately timed so as not to embarrass the PM during his foreign trip.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 2nd March 2025, 4:55 PM

Or five leaders of the Labour Party in the 14 years between 2010 & 2024

Or indeed seven leaders of the Labour Party in the 16 years between 1976 & 1994

It's not the same thing. Replacing a PM is far more disruptive than changing an opposition leader.

Frog faced trump bitch on LBC today...

"I'm not a huge fan of Ukraine. It's a very very corrupt country," says Nigel Farage.

Just so we know whose side he is on

Thanks Nige

Cheques in the post

Poor old Nige is in a difficult position. The majority of the country supports Ukraine against Putin, but a sizeable number of Reform supporters are pro-Putin and anti-Ukraine. It'll be nice watching him squirm and try to please both sides.

The assumptions you all make are laughable.
No one is pro-Putin.
And if you read the recent history of Ukraine, it is corrupt.

Zelenskii is a puppet and a horrible little man hanging on to power past his mandate.

It's a no-win situation whatever happens. But this pro-Putin bollocks is just another stance to give the impression you are superior and moral.
Dislike Zelenskii = pro-Putin is a false equivalence.

And now we know whose side Stephens on

Indeed.
SG is the only person in the world still claiming Trump isn't pro-Putin at this stage.

I love to see all these pathetic chest beating , brexit loving, bulldog spirit, three lions , English patriots who are still so butt hurt because Labour won - they would rather side with felons and murderers and dictators, over their own country

Snivelling treasonous low lifes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBoDiuN2WoY

Truth hurts knobhead! 🤣

Nigel Oswald fkn Moseley 🇷🇺

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 3rd March 2025, 10:54 AM

Zelenskii is a puppet and a horrible little man hanging on to power past his mandate.

Who's he a puppet of? And why is he a horrible little man?

Lofty your losing your own arguments by finishing with insults.
Stick to the facts because diverting from them and replacing them with insults and slurs is how we got here.

Lofty your losing your own arguments by finishing with insults.
Stick to the facts because diverting from them and replacing them with insults and slurs is how we got here.

Nah

These people are beneath contempt

Teddy makes a valid point. Your posts would be more effective if you cut all the swearing and insults out.

Quote: lofthouse @ 3rd March 2025, 12:12 PM

Nah

These people are beneath contempt

Not denying that.
But I doubt anyone reads those bits anyway. Cut them out and people will take you more seriously.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 15th February 2025, 10:35 AM

Honourable thoughts, but this would come at a massive cost to the world, just as defeating Hitler did. I'm not sure any western country these days wants the guilt of sending its younger men (and women now) off to die for another country's cause, however worthy it may be. 🤔

Regardless, I'm up for it.

Share this page