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Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 23rd February 2025, 12:05 PM

But food is going to remain a very limited export from the US especially if you are talking about meat, although fruit such as oranges from Florida could easily replace our Spanish bought produce without breaching any food safety rules. But we could increase their alcohol and soft drinks exports significantly. Most trade with them will remain very heavily non food.

Which soft drinks?

I see your nurse is late with your sedative this morning. I'm sure she'll get there soon.

Hey it's you that's bigging up a criminal who has his tongue rammed up putins anus

I'm not the one who needs psychiatric assistance!

We beg to differ.

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Quote: Lazzard @ 16th February 2025, 10:08 PM

Where are the thought police?👮‍♂️

Manchester apparently.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/23/grandmother-spoken-police-criticising-labour-mp-online/

They won't come if you have your car robbed down your drive and have perfectly clear video of their faces though.

A French far-right politician pulled out of giving a speech at the Cpac in America, after one of Trump's ex-con arse lickers gave a nazi salute on stage

Farage and Liz Truss on the other hand, went ahead

That's where we're at...

Meanwhile back on planet Earth...

The net zero sector is growing three times faster than the overall UK economy, analysis has found, providing high-wage jobs across the country while cutting climate-heating emissions and increasing energy security.

The net zero economy grew by 10% in 2024 and generated £83bn in gross value added (GVA), a measure of how much value companies add through the goods and services they produce.

The analysis, by the Confederation of British Industry (CBI), found that 22,000 net zero businesses, from renewable energy to green finance, employ almost a million people in full-time jobs. The average annual wage in the businesses - £43,000 - was also £5,600 higher than the national average.

Yeah let's stop all this green net zero bollocks 🤪

"Net zero is a complete and utter disaster": Nigel Farage

Lol!

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 24th February 2025, 7:46 AM

They won't come if you have your car robbed down your drive and have perfectly clear video of their faces though.

The police are legally obliged to inform someone if a complaint is made against them - they have to follow it up.
It took six minutes during which time they informed the woman of the situation, stressed that no action was being taken & that no laws had been broken and asked if she had any questions.
That same day, the police made 203 arrests for serious crime.

Front page news??

1984 would have been really rubbish if Winston Smith got a visit from the Thought Police, and then they left five minutes later without charging him or sticking a cage filled with hungry rats on his head.

Quote: chipolata @ 24th February 2025, 11:44 AM

1984 would have been really rubbish if Winston Smith got a visit from the Thought Police, and then they left five minutes later without charging him or sticking a cage filled with hungry rats on his head.

He'd have been happy with the big cheque the Daily Mail gave him for the use of his door-bell footage, though.

😆😆😆

This year I will send my BBC license fee to Hamas, cut out the middle man.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 23rd February 2025, 7:56 PM

Manchester apparently.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/23/grandmother-spoken-police-criticising-labour-mp-online/

totally outrageous and frightening.

Quote: Lazzard @ 24th February 2025, 11:25 AM

The police are legally obliged to inform someone if a complaint is made against them - they have to follow it up.
It took six minutes during which time they informed the woman of the situation, stressed that no action was being taken & that no laws had been broken and asked if she had any questions.
That same day, the police made 203 arrests for serious crime.

Front page news??

But why did they d it in the first place?

Quote: Chappers @ 24th February 2025, 2:59 PM

totally outrageous and frightening.

But why did they d it in the first place?

"They are legally obliged to"

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