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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,907

Quote: Lazzard @ 29th January 2025, 9:39 PM

Me.
I do at least one YouGov survey a week.

So it's always the same people then.

Quote: chipolata @ 30th January 2025, 11:49 AM

Breaking news from todays Metro: 'Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex'

https://metro.co.uk/2025/01/29/woman-charged-inappropriate-videos-uks-first-cyber-farting-case-22459049/

Caused her distress? What is the world coming to?

Quote: lofthouse @ 30th January 2025, 12:21 PM

From the same survey...

'Only one in five LEAVE voters think that Brexit has been more of a success than a failure'

even most leave voters now accepting Brexit was one big turd sandwich

How do you know they were genuine Leavers?

Quote: lofthouse @ 30th January 2025, 5:23 PM

You put a senile doofus In charge of a country and people end up dead

Medicaid reimbursement portals went down Tuesday in every U.S. state after the Trump administration ordered a freeze on federal grants and loans, a senator said.

"My staff has confirmed reports that Medicaid portals are down in all 50 states following last night's federal funding freeze," Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., wrote in a post on the social media site X.

"This is a blatant attempt to rip away health insurance from millions of Americans overnight and will get people killed," he wrote

Quote: Chappers @ 30th January 2025, 5:48 PM

How do you know they were genuine Leavers?

Why wouldn't they be?
It would be surprising if there hadn't been some shift in public opinion against it over the last nine years. Has anyone in the UK benefitted from it? A genuine shift in public opinion, after all, seems far more likely than a large section of the electorate consistently choosing to lie to surveys.
Many Brexiteers today now often sound like Marxists used to sound like when they talked about communism. "Of course Brexit works, it's just never been done properly..."
In practice, it's been a failure.

Quote: Chappers @ 30th January 2025, 5:48 PM

How do you know they were genuine Leavers?

Well, you have put down your position on lots of issues when you do these surveys, so they have a pretty' good idea who said what.
Also, what kind of maniac would own up to voting leave if they hadn't?
It's hardly a badge of honour these days.

Roughly half voted to leave and half remain with 'leave edging it.
But comments like It's hardly a badge of honour these days.shows what a condescending lot the remain voters are.

Stephen you're a guy in the know have you any news on the disabled dwarfs that brought that plane down?

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 31st January 2025, 8:32 AM

Roughly half voted to leave and half remain with 'leave edging it.
But comments like It's hardly a badge of honour these days.shows what a condescending lot the remain voters are.

That's why I said "these days".
Many people have changed their minds.
Snd no-one seems to have a good, intelligible word to say about it.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 31st January 2025, 9:04 AM

have you any news on the disabled dwarfs that brought that plane down?

Lol. Very good.

Case proven M'lud

" Senator Heidi Campbell

@Campbell4TN

Jan 29

We passed a bill in committee yesterday that felonizes elected officials if they vote against Trump's immigration policy. Let that sink in. Duly elected officials will go to jail- will have a criminal record- if they do not vote for and support Trump's policies. "

The Mango Musolini is a dictatorial cocksucker

The Trump addict, lol. I liked that Alf.

I have my popcorn ready. How's Starmer going to wriggle out of this one?

Much like before ,he either did or didn't.

So Adolf Trump now wants to kick all Palestinians out of Gaza and basically turn it into a golf resort...

A Middle East Riviera

Add ethnic cleansing to this twats idea of good foreign policy

"Asked whether American troops would be involved in the take over of Gaza, Mr Trump said "we'll do what is necessary".

C*nt

P.s. war still going on in Ukraine- I thought this f**king genius said he would end it - day one?

Once a mediocre property developer, always a mediocre property developer.
His mind-set reflects everything that is wrong with the world.

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