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The conspiracy theorists are straight on the case about the terrible mid-air crash in America.
It was either Trump's doing or deliberate, or both.
Not a word for the poor souls that have lost their lives.

Quote: Lazzard @ 29th January 2025, 9:39 PM

Me.
I do at least one YouGov survey a week.

Deafening silence from SG on this one...

Not really. I just understood why they are so skewed.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 30th January 2025, 8:00 AM

The conspiracy theorists are straight on the case about the terrible mid-air crash in America.
It was either Trump's doing or deliberate, or both.
Not a word for the poor souls that have lost their lives.

Well let's at least hope, for their sake, it forces. a re-think from Trump on his Executive Order to freeze the hiring Air Traffic Controllers - an already understaffed resource.

Catastrophes are always jumped on by conspiracy theorists, both left and right alike. During last years hurricanes that hit America it was falsely claimed - including by Donald Trump - that hurricane relief was being spent on migrants. Other theories held it that Biden was somehow geo-engineering the weather. I believe one of the key pushers of that conspiracy theory was prominent Trump backer and all round loony-tune Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Quote: Lazzard @ 30th January 2025, 9:51 AM

Well let's at least hope, for their sake, it forces. a re-think from Trump on his Executive Order to freeze the hiring Air Traffic Controllers - an already understaffed resource.

From what I heard in the news, it was a trainee helicopter pilot looking at the wrong aircraft. He was told to be aware of the one landing, but it seems he may have had his eye on the one taking off and ploughing into the AA plane landing, which you can see in the video.

That obnoxious tool Calvin Robinson who got sacked from Gbeebies (yeah hes that vile) has been defrocked by the Anglican Catholic church for emulating Musk's Nazi salute at a rally in Washington DC

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 30th January 2025, 9:51 AM

Not really. I just understood why they are so skewed.

Nice to know that my opinion - out of the 24 million opinions - is skewing the results.

Breaking news from todays Metro: 'Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex'

https://metro.co.uk/2025/01/29/woman-charged-inappropriate-videos-uks-first-cyber-farting-case-22459049/

Quote: Lazzard @ 30th January 2025, 10:43 AM

Nice to know that my opinion - out of the 24 million opinions - is skewing the results.

From the same survey...

'Only one in five LEAVE voters think that Brexit has been more of a success than a failure'

even most leave voters now accepting Brexit was one big turd sandwich

Quote: lofthouse @ 30th January 2025, 10:39 AM

That obnoxious tool Calvin Robinson who got sacked from Gbeebies (yeah hes that vile) has been defrocked by the Anglican Catholic church for emulating Musk's Nazi salute at a rally in Washington DC

Don't wave to stop a bus, you'll join the nazi brigade. Keep your arms clamped to your side.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 30th January 2025, 12:26 PM

Don't wave to stop a bus, you'll join the nazi brigade. Keep your arms clamped to your side.

Yes, it's getting beyond a joke the number of people who wave for buses to stop and get accused of being Nazis.

Poor Calvin didn't even do a decent salute. It's very half-arsed and listless, and makes us Brits look a bit limp No wonder Americans hate us. At least Musk contorted his plastic face into a weird mask of goofy aggression when he did his salute.

Quote: chipolata @ 30th January 2025, 11:49 AM

Breaking news from todays Metro: 'Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex'

https://metro.co.uk/2025/01/29/woman-charged-inappropriate-videos-uks-first-cyber-farting-case-22459049/

I'm intrigued - how do you aggressively fart? Drop knicks, bend and point yer cheeks? Did she load herself with a cork before letting rip?

Aggressively is when you follow through and shit yourself

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Imagine Fox News and Trump today- if Biden had just fired 100 FAA employees and blocked new air traffic controller hires, just days before a deadly plane crash that killed all its passengers

You put a senile doofus In charge of a country and people end up dead

Who would have guessed..

Still he'll be having fun on the golf course tomorrow so who cares

Meanwhile, speaking of idiotic decisions that ruin people's lives...

Alan Sugar today:

"The biggest disaster in my lifetime was us leaving the European Union."

"If I was Prime Minister I'd be coming along on bended knee asking to be let back in."

Bended knee?? Blah blah Agincourt blah blahh Churchill blaaa blaaaa damn foreigners blaaaaaa

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