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Stupid woman on the news talking about the film Oppenheimer called it a Bi Oppic. It's obviously a Bio Pic - Biographical Picture. What does she think there are 2 of?

Quote: Chappers @ 18th December 2024, 7:30 PM

Stupid woman on the news talking about the film Oppenheimer called it a Bi Oppic. It's obviously a Bio Pic - Biographical Picture. What does she think there are 2 of?

Were you watching a news broadcast from 2023?

Christmas Crackers. We had some at work. What a colossal waste of money, and then after pulling them you feel pressured into wearing the stupid hat inside.

Quote: chipolata @ 19th December 2024, 11:48 AM

Christmas Crackers. ..................feel pressured into wearing the stupid hat inside.

Oh, I thought you looked rather fetching, especially with that clip-on moustache

When people mark themselves 'safe' in earthquakes. Like if you weren't safe, you'd be rushing to Facebook: 'Fuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkk.'

All the schools closing because some snow and ice came.
Around here, they all have a notice outside saying 'closed due to bad weather.
(I'm driving past to read these notices??) and meanwhile, every grassy hill has children sledging down them.
In my day............

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 9th January 2025, 8:11 AM

All the schools closing because some snow and ice came.
Around here, they all have a notice outside saying 'closed due to bad weather.
(I'm driving past to read these notices??) and meanwhile, every grassy hill has children sledging down them.
In my day............

I know - isn't it effin' ridiculous. God knows how they would react if we had another winter like 1963 that ran from about Boxing Day thru' to February, when we all carried on going to work, going to school etc.

All rather pathetic really

On the other side. Our bins were due to be emptied on Monday but the council put a notice on social media saying the trucks were struggling to get out of the depot and would be delayed.
Hundreds of complaints later with the general consensus of 'lazy sods, they put a video of the depot up. The bin lorries were skidding and running into each other and bashing the walls and damaging everything.

Bit late yesterday, but all emptied - we're made of sterner stuff in EA - it's the farming stock, you know, out in all weathers on our trac'ors

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