Husband and Wife in bed!
WIFE
Who, excluding me of course, was the girlfriend you loved the most
HUBS
I am not playing this game
WIFE
Awww! Come on, i will play too. Pretend i am a mate of yours asking you.
HUBS
I realy dont want to play.
WIFE
God! You are so boring. I want to play, you never want to do anything with me. I have to do everything myself. I wash your clothes, i cook 9/10, I organise our holidays all i ask in return is for a little game.
HUBS
Its gonna end in tears.
WIFE
Why! Who was she then. Obviously there is someone you have made that perfectly clear. It had better not be that Maria you went out with before me.
HUBS!
Why dont you tell me who i loved the most, and i will go along with it.
WIFE
Nah! You dont wanna tell me. Its your dirty little secret. I know its that Maria anyhoo.
HUBS!
Maria was a very nice lady, she never played silly games.
WIFE
See i knew it. You lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrved her, you still lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve her dont you. Did she wash your clothes, cook your meals, organise your holidays. Did she huh huh!
HUBS
Nope! She never shrunk or dyed a thing, i was allowed to use the washing machine. Mostly we ate out or got take aways, we were to busy holidaying where we BOTH wanted to go, to cook.
WIFE
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Right, well why dont you go get your shit and go move back in with Maria then. Seeing as how she is soooooooooo wonder fooking full. Oh no wait a minute, she dont want you does she, you were dumped.
HUBS!
The relationship ran its course
WIFE
Dumpety dump dump DUMPED.
HUBS
We both decided to move on.
WIFE
If i was in a car crash and ran over that Maria, and we were both taken to seperate hospitals. Who would you go see first.
HUBS
Are you dead
WIFE
I dunno do I. I have just been in a major car crash
HUBS
Can we play a game
WIFE
What!
HUBS
Your dead right.........................................................
