British Comedy Guide

I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,889

Quote: Lazzard @ 26th December 2024, 10:58 AM

Mugs.

On a slightly less fascist note,

Happy Christmas!

Yum yum yum, lovely grub.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 26th December 2024, 8:02 PM

They have now gone past the Conservative membership total and are still going.
The wind of change is slowly blowing.

I just wish the Lib Dems weren't so ridiculous.

Quote: Chappers @ 27th December 2024, 4:01 PM

I just wish the Lib Dems weren't so ridiculous.

They've been an embarrassment for many, many years. I still think of the Spitting Image of David Owen with a little David Steel in his top pocket 😂

Bad Enoch claims reform are lying about membership figures

Farage threatens to sue her if she doesn't apologise

Right wing idiots fighting each other like rats in a sack

😆🍿🍿🍿

Genghis Khan given a Knighthood. I hope somebody buys him a tie before his investiture - unless of course he feels it would make him look less cool that is.

My favourite quote of 2024

Lee anderson

"I have a set of values I stick to"

says the man who has been a member of the Labour Party

and a Tory MP

And is a Reform MP

And who changed his vote on a government bill because people on the other side were "laughing" at him

He's the cretin that just keeps on giving

All it shows is that if you don't agree with your party's politics, you can move to one that you do.
I've done it - among millions of others.
The man has half a million followers on Twitter.

Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd January 2025, 4:14 PM

He's the cretin that just keeps on giving

That could be said of a lot of people.

Grade A, 24 carat moron.....

Lee Anderson has said he could not vote against Rishi Sunak's Rwanda bill because Labour MPs were "giggling" at him.

The ex-Tory deputy chairman, who quit on Tuesday in order to rebel over the policy, said opposition MPs were "giggling and laughing and taking the mick", adding: "I couldn't vote no".

In an extraordinary interview with GB News, the top Tory said he had entered the "no" lobby, in order to reject Mr Sunak's Safety of Rwanda bill. But after two or three minutes of being mocked, outspoken Mr Anderson walked out and abstained.

He sticks to his principles and beliefs- unless someone laughs at him ?!

Absolute f**kwit

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd January 2025, 7:32 PM

The man has half a million followers on Twitter.

Not in itself conclusive evidence of political credibility.
Particularly as someone following someone on Twitter does not mean that they necessarily like them or agree with their views.

Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd January 2025, 10:56 PM

The ex-Tory deputy chairman, who quit on Tuesday

Quit what on Tuesday? What have I missed?

Police are investigating after the father of Sara Sharif was reportedly assaulted in prison weeks after being jailed for the 10-year-old's murder.

Urfan Sharif is said to have been attacked at Belmarsh Prison on New Year's Day by two other inmates in a cell, the Sun newspaper reported., external

Sharif reportedly suffered cuts to his neck and face, and it is understood he received medical treatment inside the prison.

Not nice is it? Being completely helpless whilst violent thugs beat the shit out of you? Now you know.

C*nt

Meanwhile thicko Tory of the day yesterday went to suella for this doozy

She said: "Italy has reenforced their borders. They built a wall. I went to see that wall. They built a wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey.

There is no land border between Italy and Turkey......

Keir Starmer really wanted to go on a toboggan

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 3rd January 2025, 7:55 AM

Quit what on Tuesday? What have I missed?

Presumably nothing then.

As the Tremeloes said back in 1967...

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 3rd January 2025, 6:26 PM

Presumably nothing then.

As the Tremeloes said back in 1967...

It must be a secret.

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