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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,888

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 19th December 2024, 1:10 PM

Clutching at straws, I think.
Again, why would the police favour Labour?

They want some of the big public sector pay rises they've been handing out, that they never got from the Tories. And it's a lot easier catching criminals now Starmer's made free speech a crime. No more hunting perpetrators and evidence they find so hard to do, it's all down in print. All they have to do is knock at their door on a Sunday morning and arrest them. They'll all be voting Labour evermore.

All nonsense.
People don't join the police force for a quiet life and Starmer hasn't changed any of these laws anyway.
Merry Christmas, everyone !

Former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz was nearly President-elect Donald Trump's attorney general - now he's facing allegations of statutory rape and illicit drug use.

CBS News, the BBC's news US partner, obtained a copy of a congressional ethics investigation that alleges he paid numerous women, including a 17-year-old girl, for sex and violated multiple state laws related to sexual misconduct while in Congress.

"Morrisons shoppers say Christmas is 'ruined' as they continue to wait for delayed orders"

Cue Tom & Barbara turning up with their home-made crackers and hats made from the Daily Mirror.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 24th December 2024, 9:54 AM

[b].................and hats made from the Daily Mirror.

Well, you know Margo wouldn't be seen dead in one of those - "Tell him, Jerry!!"

Reform are galloping up the charts with new 'paid members.
They are shortly to overtake Conservative members.
It's a sign of the times.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 26th December 2024, 9:27 AM

Reform are galloping up the charts with new 'paid members.
They are shortly to overtake Conservative members.
It's a sign of the times.

You really are a glutton for punishment 😆 (gets our popcorn and waits for the main feature to start)

More money for Farage Inc.
Mugs.

On a slightly less fascist note, good to see the government get rid of the time limit on registering footpaths.
A lot of ancient rights of way were about to be lost forever and grabbed back by land-owners.
Power to the people.
Happy Christmas!

Oh dear, just a boring old travelogue 😒

Sorry.
Started my new resolution a bit early.

Hmm, and there was me looking forward to another ding-ding battle with you, Chris and that other bloke I've been told not to mention on the one side and Stephen the Gallant against all odds, and now me popcorn has gone soggy, cos I spilt me Kia Ora orange 😢

Nah.
Giving up feeding the trolls.

They have now gone past the Conservative membership total and are still going.
The wind of change is slowly blowing.

Wind of change or an excess of hot air?
Only time will tell.

If it's an excess of hot air they'll keep on rising, so let's hope it is. 🙂

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