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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,888

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 19th December 2024, 1:10 PM

Clutching at straws, I think.
Again, why would the police favour Labour?

They want some of the big public sector pay rises they've been handing out, that they never got from the Tories. And it's a lot easier catching criminals now Starmer's made free speech a crime. No more hunting perpetrators and evidence they find so hard to do, it's all down in print. All they have to do is knock at their door on a Sunday morning and arrest them. They'll all be voting Labour evermore.

All nonsense.
People don't join the police force for a quiet life and Starmer hasn't changed any of these laws anyway.
Merry Christmas, everyone !

Former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz was nearly President-elect Donald Trump's attorney general - now he's facing allegations of statutory rape and illicit drug use.

CBS News, the BBC's news US partner, obtained a copy of a congressional ethics investigation that alleges he paid numerous women, including a 17-year-old girl, for sex and violated multiple state laws related to sexual misconduct while in Congress.

"Morrisons shoppers say Christmas is 'ruined' as they continue to wait for delayed orders"

Cue Tom & Barbara turning up with their home-made crackers and hats made from the Daily Mirror.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 24th December 2024, 9:54 AM

[b].................and hats made from the Daily Mirror.

Well, you know Margo wouldn't be seen dead in one of those - "Tell him, Jerry!!"

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