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Quote: Billy Bunter @ 18th December 2024, 4:58 PM

I disagree vehemently. Johnson came out with some lies and exaggerations, it is true. As all politicians do. But nothing in Starmer's league or with such audacity. Virtually everything he stood for when he was "a friend of Corbyn" was ditched as soon as he'd got rid of Corbyn; virtually everything he stood for prior to the election, and on which he got elected, has been ditched now he's in power; virtually everything he's implemented since he came into power was not in the manifesto on which he was elected.

Partygate is far worse than anything Starmer has said or done all on it's own.

Quote: Chappers @ 18th December 2024, 6:13 PM

Born into privilege and rolling in it too. Such a hypocrite. When do you think he'll invite Putin over?

Even if he had been born into privilege (which he definitely wasn't) why would that make him a hypocrite?

Quote: Chappers @ 18th December 2024, 7:31 PM

And what a Tool they made eh Dude?

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Quote: Chris Hallam @ 18th December 2024, 8:31 PM

Partygate is far worse than anything Starmer has said or done all on it's own.

Now that really is absurd.

And what was it Owen Jones said? "If you care about Johnson's dishonesty but dismiss Starmer's, then do you really care about dishonesty at all?"

In any case, as we all know, Starmer had one of those himself:

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As did his "friend" Jeremy:

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We don't talk about that.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 19th December 2024, 8:57 AM

We don't talk about that.

The police did.
Twice,
Got nowhere.

Quote: Lazzard @ 19th December 2024, 10:25 AM

The police did.
Twice,
Got nowhere.

Yes, well, that's where the police normally get to these days.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14209099/Eamonn-Holmes-GB-News-Isabel-Webster-Mark-Dolan-axed.html

Apparentley there's a bloodbath at GB News (not a literal one before anyone gets too excited). I never minded Mark Dolan too much, as he comes across as less rapey than the other male presenters on GB News. And I'm glad they're slowly recognising what a waste of money pompous twerp Jacob Rees Mogg is.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 19th December 2024, 11:29 AM

Yes, well, that's where the police normally get to these days.

The famously pro-Labour police? I see...

Beer,curry and music does not a party make. We understand, but a cake does.

Clutching at straws, I think.
Again, why would the police favour Labour?

Don't forget a bitter tory MP (now ex-MP) had nothing better to do with his time than forcing the police to try and stitch up Rayner too

Failed

Nothing to answer for

Again

Got nowhere

Tories should stick to commiting crimes rather than reporting them - they're great at that

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 16th December 2024, 10:18 PM

Of course one could say the comparative speed of the COVID vaccination rollout.
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Not true either: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/55163730

If Labour get all the potholes fixed, I'll be a fan (pending)

My last car had the front near-side suspension wrecked by a huge pothole.
The spring broke and punctured the tire. The shock absorber was bent and the brake was jammed on.
The mechanic told me he was getting loads of these problems in entirely due to non-fixed potholes.

Conservative politicians have repeatedly promoted a pothole-repairing machine, after their party took millions of pounds in donations from the company that makes it.

Conservative Deputy Chair Jonathan Gullis told MPs in December about his local council's purchase of the "JCB Pothole Pro", which he described as "revolutionary", claiming that it "fixes potholes twice as fast and at half the cost of other machinery". He also repeated his endorsement on Facebook.

He later went on to register a £10,000 donation from the company.

Quote: lofthouse @ 20th December 2024, 10:53 AM

Conservative politicians have repeatedly promoted a pothole-repairing machine, after their party took millions of pounds in donations from the company that makes it.

Conservative Deputy Chair Jonathan Gullis told MPs in December about his local council's purchase of the "JCB Pothole Pro", which he described as "revolutionary", claiming that it "fixes potholes twice as fast and at half the cost of other machinery". He also repeated his endorsement on Facebook.

He later went on to register a £10,000 donation from the company.

So where is it now Dude?

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