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Quote: lofthouse @ 17th November 2024, 12:01 PM

Elon Musk is a f**king prick

Even his own daughter thinks her own father - is a f**king prick

The f**king prick created her.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 17th November 2024, 12:27 PM

When I was at school smelling of fish & chips was a badge of honour, so I don't know why the police thought this was a hate crime. 🤔

Might have been a spelling mistake, perhaps it was a hake crime.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 19th November 2024, 7:50 AM

Might have been a spelling mistake, perhaps it was a hake crime.

Like it 😆 And deserves a Thhrrrummmp Tisshhhhh

#TwoTierPolicing on full display in London today.
Plus the unseemly sight of farmers cheering Nigel Farage - the man who single-handedly has done more to damage British Farming than anyone else.

Quote: Lazzard @ 19th November 2024, 5:11 PM

#TwoTierPolicing on full display in London today.
Plus the unseemly sight of farmers cheering Nigel Farage - the man who single-handedly has done more to damage British Farming than anyone else.

Understatement of the century

I see multi millionaire Jeremy clarkson was there whinging because he has to pay a bit extra

Greedy gob shite

Quote: lofthouse @ 19th November 2024, 6:25 PM

I see multi millionaire Jeremy clarkson was there whinging because he has to pay a bit extra

Greedy gob shite

Totally incorrect. He was explicitly telling the media that he and others like him could pay, but that he was there supporting the majority of farms that couldn't.

Quote: Lazzard @ 19th November 2024, 5:11 PM

#TwoTierPolicing on full display in London today.

Explain please. I haven't watched the news.

Quote: Aaron @ 19th November 2024, 8:02 PM

Totally incorrect. He was explicitly telling the media that he and others like him could pay, but that he was there supporting the majority of farms that couldn't.

My bad

Whenever his face appears on my screen , i can't switch channels quick enough

"Oh cool QI is on next ..... oh Clarkson is on this one, never mind"

Quote: Aaron @ 19th November 2024, 8:02 PM

...he was there supporting the majority of farms that couldn't.

There are plenty ways of mitigating this, if they are genuine family farmers and want to pass the farm on.
Even Clarkson admitted this - but added "but why should they, it's a hassle".
So not the death of British farming then - just a a hassle.
Welcome to everyone else's world.

Anyway they feed beefburgers to swans

The posh sods

Khan at it again I see....

That nasty little bastard has gone too far now

"Delivering free school meals has been one of my proudest policies as Mayor, and it is hugely encouraging to hear how it is supporting families struggling with the cost of living, improving the health and wellbeing of children, and positively impacting school communities.

"That's why I have made the historic decision to make free school meals permanent in London for as long as I am Mayor."

Nikita Sinclair from Impact on Urban Health said: "The evaluation shows how universal primary free school meals in London are already making a meaningful difference not only to family finances, but to children's health, wellbeing, and school experiences by providing access to nutritious food.

"It is clear that while these positive outcomes are being felt by all families, those living on low incomes have benefited most."

What a bastard

First clean air to breathe - now THIS ??

Maybe he's paying for the kids cornflakes out of his £100,000+ freebies.
A mayor needs these bungs and little suits to survive.

=

As Boris could confirm only too well

Ah, 2 wrongs = excuse

The ....

Rich upper class white man does it - ok

Muslim? - nasty little shit , not ok

....excuse

Doesn't everybody in politics, right and left, take whatever freebies they can get their grubby little mitts on? Even Nigel Farage, the man who likes to pretend he's better and somehow different than all the rest, had about 30k of free plane tickets recently.

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