Gordon is at his desk, Alistair Darling walks in singing.
Alistair
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday Mr Prime minister.
Gordon
What's the meaning of this Darling I'm a busy man?
Alistair
It's a birthday trip for you Gordy, I'm going to strip for you.
Gordon
Stop that how inappropriate.
Alistair whips off grey wig, and black eyebrows, he puts on blond wig.
Gordon
Thatcher, phwoor, I always knew, you're so gorgeous in the flesh.
Alistair
Lets go over some figures, you big Scots nut job.
They embrace.