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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,868

Quote: lofthouse @ 17th November 2024, 12:01 PM

Elon Musk is a fucking prick

Even his own daughter thinks her own father - is a fucking prick

The fucking prick created her.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 17th November 2024, 12:27 PM

When I was at school smelling of fish & chips was a badge of honour, so I don't know why the police thought this was a hate crime. 🤔

Might have been a spelling mistake, perhaps it was a hake crime.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 19th November 2024, 7:50 AM

Might have been a spelling mistake, perhaps it was a hake crime.

Like it 😆 And deserves a Thhrrrummmp Tisshhhhh

#TwoTierPolicing on full display in London today.
Plus the unseemly sight of farmers cheering Nigel Farage - the man who single-handedly has done more to damage British Farming than anyone else.

Quote: Lazzard @ 19th November 2024, 5:11 PM

#TwoTierPolicing on full display in London today.
Plus the unseemly sight of farmers cheering Nigel Farage - the man who single-handedly has done more to damage British Farming than anyone else.

Understatement of the century

I see multi millionaire Jeremy clarkson was there whinging because he has to pay a bit extra

Greedy gob shite

Quote: lofthouse @ 19th November 2024, 6:25 PM

I see multi millionaire Jeremy clarkson was there whinging because he has to pay a bit extra

Greedy gob shite

Totally incorrect. He was explicitly telling the media that he and others like him could pay, but that he was there supporting the majority of farms that couldn't.

Quote: Lazzard @ 19th November 2024, 5:11 PM

#TwoTierPolicing on full display in London today.

Explain please. I haven't watched the news.

Quote: Aaron @ 19th November 2024, 8:02 PM

Totally incorrect. He was explicitly telling the media that he and others like him could pay, but that he was there supporting the majority of farms that couldn't.

My bad

Whenever his face appears on my screen , i can't switch channels quick enough

"Oh cool QI is on next ..... oh Clarkson is on this one, never mind"

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