Hi. I have track record of writing gags and sketches for Rory Bremner and Terry Wogan.
1500 broadcast radio and TV gags.
Looking for submission opportunities in TV and radio today.
Can anyone give me a heads up?
I went into the butchers which had been recently turned into a delicatessen with an offal counter.
I looked at the offal and said "Have you got a Lambs face?"
"No" said the butcher. "I've just been in the Nativity play!"
That's just a contrived version of
I asked the butcher if he had a sheeps head
He said no, it's just the way I comb my hair.
You sometimes get opportunities to submit material on this site . I've had a couple of things used but it's sparse . Good luck.
I went into the butcher's this morning.
Me: "Do you have pigs' trotters?"
Butcher: "Yes."
Me: "Where do you buy your shoes?"
I went into the butcher's shop this morning .
Me- Oh, that's a big sausage
Butcher- It's not a sausage , It's my willy .
Quote: Jaicee @ 21st November 2024, 8:27 AMI went into the butcher's shop this morning .
Me- Oh, that's a big sausage
Butcher- It's not a sausage , It's my willy .
So much for soliciting.
Make it lean.
Very good . Smiley face .