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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 11th November 2024, 1:52 AM

Don't worry Herc I've spotted that you've had him in since game week one

I've no idea who you are talking about there, AND..................

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 11th November 2024, 1:52 AM

So it's no wonder it's taken a while to catch on! No offence Grytpype , but going on past form no one really considers checking your team for hints or tips

I will take offence and a gate (Groan, I know).........,

😆 Surely you don't think I take myself seriously in the FF, as I'm just in it for fun.

Besides, your namesake Stephen Goodlad has taken over my mantle as the runt of the league
AND I beat none other than Godot in the Head 2 Head this week, not that it moved me up the table for some reason 🤔😒

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th November 2024, 10:21 AM

😆 Surely you don't think I take myself seriously in the FF, as I'm just in it for fun.

I hope you don't otherwise you wouldn't have picked that team

I on the other hand take it extremey seriously, so excuse me while I do my strenuous research during the International break

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 18th November 2024, 1:13 AM

I hope you don't otherwise you wouldn't have picked that team

Ooh, that cut deep, and I see what you mean with you having 59 points last week to my mere 57, which was 12 more than Godot and even 22 more than Alf

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th November 2024, 7:39 AM

Ooh, that cut deep, and I see what you mean with you having 59 points last week to my mere 57, which was 12 more than Godot and even 22 more than Alf

But 2 fewer than me...

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 18th November 2024, 10:25 AM

But 2 fewer than me...

Yeah but, No but, we're talking about the big boys here, not a ne'er do well flibbertigibbet once in lifetime flame that burns brightly for a few seconds.

Dunno about you, but it seems an eternity since I last had to give my team a pep (Guardiola) talk

If Salah hadn't taken his shirt off when he scored, and got himself booked, I would be 1 point ahead of this week's H2H opponent instead of 1 point behind. I mean, who takes their shirt off outdoors in England in November. Especially when they grew up with Egyptian temperatures.

Thank you Mr Salah.
It might be a moot point though as I still have one player to play and a non-playing captain that will take the 1st subs place.

But, on the plus side, you are still king of the castle over in Super 6 land.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 25th November 2024, 7:59 AM

It might be a moot point though as I still have one player to play and a non-playing captain that will take the 1st subs place.

But, on the plus side, you are still king of the castle over in Super 6 land.

I thought a "moot point" is when a cow indicates where the pub is when you ask them 😒 I'll get me coat

Anyway, another mentch for Billy, which beggars the questions - are you two in love or summat, and I wonder who is numero uno in the FPL Challenge.........

Well seeing as you're the only one who can be bothered to look for it every week in the maze of hidden tabs after they stopped promoting it or sending reminders weeks ago, I'll guess it's you. 🤔

In one! Give the man a kewpie doll 😁 Besides, you're only jealous

After a week of smelling Steve's breath and cologne (Tom Ford?) on my neck I've managed to put some distance between us again. Bad luck missing out on Flekken's first clean sheet Steve. Not sure why you played Sels instead considering they were away to Arsenal. presumably hoping for a bunch of save points.

Everyone still pretty close and no-one out of the prizes yet except perhaps Goodlad, who's made his bed - to use a footballing metaphor - by spurning Haaland AND Salah. Can't think why, but I respect his bloodymindedness.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 24th November 2024, 8:55 PM

If Salah hadn't taken his shirt off when he scored, and got himself booked, I would be 1 point ahead of this week's H2H opponent instead of 1 point behind. I mean, who takes their shirt off outdoors in England in November. Especially when they grew up with Egyptian temperatures.

If I had a body like that I probably wouldn't ever wear a shirt, but yeah, annoying.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 10th November 2024, 10:25 PM

Note to self: Have more faith in Justin Kluivert.

😀

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 27th November 2024, 10:53 PM

. Bad luck missing out on Flekken's first clean sheet Steve. Not sure why you played Sels instead considering they were away to Arsenal. presumably hoping for a bunch of save points.

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You think that was bad
I transferred in Saka and just realised I've left him on the bench

must pay attention

Yes I've just noticed that in my midgameweek review in the midst my nosedive down the table, oh dear, still a nice bonus for me though. 🙂 More worryingly I've also noticed I've brought in the same form players as Godot in an attempt to catch up on his now hundred point lead, which obviously won't happen with virtually the same team. 🤔 A new strategy is needed...hmm...hmm...hmm... Is Andy Carol still playing?

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 30th November 2024, 4:41 PM

😀

Or is that more faith in our penalty mad refs? A hattrick of penalties! I'm thinking back to the 1970s games and wondering if there'd be any open play goals at all with all the penalties these modern day woke pansy refs would be giving. 😟 (Hasn't it got a bit silly?)

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