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I'm expecting a knock on the door any minute now from the boys in blue.
If a 9-year-old gets one for telling a classmate they smell of fish then what I said to Sheila Blagborough in 1970 warrants jail time.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 15th November 2024, 8:51 AM

I'm expecting a knock on the door any minute now from the boys in blue.
If a 9-year-old gets one for telling a classmate they smell of fish then what I said to Sheila Blagborough in 1970 warrants jail time.

Over 50 years I've been trying to track you down, and now you've exposed yourself.

You're not obliged to say anything, but................

In my defence, they were big.

Phwoar 😮

Elon Musk calls UK a police state. Well it is for what you think and say now, but not for little things like rape and burglary.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 17th November 2024, 8:41 AM

Elon Musk calls UK a police state. Well it is for what you think and say now, but not for little things like rape and burglary.

I love a bit of alarmist codswallop as much as the next man, but if it's a police state for what you think why aren't thousands, if not millions, of people being arrested for what they say? Why have GB News, The Sun, The Mail, The Telegraph, The Express, The Spectator and Twitter not been closed down or blocked? Why haven't the right wingers in this forum - Goodlad, Kipper, Bunter - been charged with thought crimes and thrown in the slammer?

So basically not remotely a police state.

Not 'far right? That makes a change.

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Elon Musk is a fucking prick

Even his own daughter thinks her own father - is a fucking prick

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 15th November 2024, 8:51 AM

I'm expecting a knock on the door any minute now from the boys in blue.
If a 9-year-old gets one for telling a classmate they smell of fish then what I said to Sheila Blagborough in 1970 warrants jail time.

When I was at school smelling of fish & chips was a badge of honour, so I don't know why the police thought this was a hate crime. 🤔

The 1954 BBC TV adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 on BBC4 tonight starring Peter Cushing.

The country ruled by "The Party" and its leader, who purges anyone who does not conform to their ideology, using the Thought Police and constant surveillance through screens, cameras, and hidden microphones.

No further comment required by me.

Nor me.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 17th November 2024, 2:10 PM

The 1954 BBC TV adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 on BBC4 tonight starring Peter Cushing.

Digi-box already set - always stuck in my mind the horror Cushing showed when facing (literally) the rats

Are Biden and Zelenskyy really going to poke the lion with a stick?
Roll on Trump being the gaffer so he can bang Putin's and Zelenskyy's heads together.

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Bit racist?
Or just showing off?

Quote: Lazzard @ 18th November 2024, 9:59 AM
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Bit racist?
Or just showing off?

😂😂😂😂

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 18th November 2024, 7:38 AM

Are Biden and Zelenskyy really going to poke the lion with a stick?
Roll on Trump being the gaffer so he can bang Putin's and Zelenskyy's heads together.

Please tell me you're not siding with Trump's apparent appeasement programme.

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