Quote: Billy Bunter @ 21st October 2024, 9:17 PMI thought he meant the lion in Born Free
That's the only one I know.
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Not my joke but I saw it on Facebook:
I was so bored I swapped all the Celebration chocolates into different wrappers
My wife wasn't amused, she's got her snickers in a twix
As Frank Carson would say 'that's a cracker.
(I just stole this and you've probably heard it before)
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
My aunt used to give me and my siblings home-made jumpers for Christmas each year. Unfortunately she never quite got our sizes right and they were invariably too small. But, as a result, we became a very tight knit family.
My favourite Chocolate is a Hershey bar
Not becaue it tastes nice but it's the only chocolate that tells you its pronouns
And, not a joke here, but.............it tastes bloody awful - I had years of Yanks telling me how much Hershey bars were so delicious, I finally tried one and was amazed how bad it tasted - I suppose that sums Americans up - no taste